Military Time

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by CRC, Mar 21, 2006.


  1. CRC

    CRC Survivor of Tidal Waves | RIP 7-24-2015 Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    On some air bases the Air Force is on one side of
    the field and civilian aircraft use the other side of the field, with the control tower in the
    middle.
    One day the tower received a call from an
    aircraft asking, "What time is it?"
    The tower responded, "Who is calling?
    The aircraft replied, "What difference does it make?"
    The tower replied, "It makes a lot of difference. If it is an American Airlines flight, it is 3 o'clock.

    If it is an Air Force plane, it is 1500 hours.

    If it is a Navy aircraft, it is 6 bells. If it is an Army aircraft, the big hand is on the 12 and the little hand is on the 3.

    If it is a Marine Corps aircraft, it's Thursday afternoon and 120 minutes To "Happy Hour."
     
  2. sniper-66

    sniper-66 Monkey+++ Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    You civilian types might think that is funny, but it is literally the truth!
     
  3. ghrit

    ghrit Old, mean, and nasty Administrator Founding Member

    [ditto] How true. b::
     
  4. Quigley_Sharps

    Quigley_Sharps The Badministrator Administrator Founding Member

    [bow] true true
     
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