Miltary language Conversion chart

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  1. ghrit

    ghrit Ambulatory anachronism Administrator Founding Member



    MI<st1:personName w:st="on">L</st1:personName>ITARY <st1:personName w:st="on">L</st1:personName>ANGUAGE CONVERSION CHART
    <table class="MsoNormalTable" style="margin-left: 4.65pt; width: 391pt; border-collapse: collapse;" border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" width="521"> <tbody> <tr style="height: 13.5pt;" height="18"> <td style="border-top: 1pt solid windowtext; border-right: 1pt solid windowtext; border-bottom: 1pt solid windowtext; padding: 0in 5.4pt; background: black none repeat scroll 0%; -moz-background-clip: -moz-initial; -moz-background-origin: -moz-initial; -moz-background-inline-policy: -moz-initial; width: 115pt; height: 13.5pt;" bgcolor="black" height="18" nowrap="nowrap" valign="bottom" width="153"> NAVY / USMC /USCG

    </td> <td style="border-top: 1pt solid windowtext; border-right: 1pt solid windowtext; border-bottom: 1pt solid windowtext; padding: 0in 5.4pt; background: black none repeat scroll 0%; -moz-background-clip: -moz-initial; -moz-background-origin: -moz-initial; -moz-background-inline-policy: -moz-initial; width: 127pt; height: 13.5pt;" bgcolor="black" height="18" nowrap="nowrap" valign="bottom" width="169"> ARMY

    </td> <td style="border-top: 1pt solid windowtext; border-right: 1pt solid windowtext; border-bottom: 1pt solid windowtext; padding: 0in 5.4pt; background: black none repeat scroll 0%; -moz-background-clip: -moz-initial; -moz-background-origin: -moz-initial; -moz-background-inline-policy: -moz-initial; width: 149pt; height: 13.5pt;" bgcolor="black" height="18" nowrap="nowrap" valign="bottom" width="199"> AIR FORCE

    </td></tr> <tr style="height: 13.5pt;" height="18"> <td style="border-right: 1pt solid windowtext; border-bottom: 1pt solid windowtext; padding: 0in 5.4pt; border-top-width: 1pt; width: 115pt; border-top-color: windowtext; height: 13.5pt;" height="18" nowrap="nowrap" valign="bottom" width="153"> Head

    </td> <td style="border-right: 1pt solid windowtext; border-bottom: 1pt solid windowtext; padding: 0in 5.4pt; width: 127pt; border-top-style: none; height: 13.5pt;" height="18" nowrap="nowrap" valign="bottom" width="169"> <st1:personName w:st="on">L</st1:personName>atrine

    </td> <td style="border-right: 1pt solid windowtext; border-bottom: 1pt solid windowtext; padding: 0in 5.4pt; width: 149pt; border-top-style: none; height: 13.5pt;" height="18" nowrap="nowrap" valign="bottom" width="199"> Powder Room

    </td></tr> <tr style="height: 13.5pt;" height="18"> <td style="border-right: 1pt solid windowtext; border-bottom: 1pt solid windowtext; padding: 0in 5.4pt; border-top-width: 1pt; width: 115pt; border-top-color: windowtext; height: 13.5pt;" height="18" nowrap="nowrap" valign="bottom" width="153"> Rack

    </td> <td style="border-right: 1pt solid windowtext; border-bottom: 1pt solid windowtext; padding: 0in 5.4pt; width: 127pt; border-top-style: none; height: 13.5pt;" height="18" nowrap="nowrap" valign="bottom" width="169"> Bunk

    </td> <td style="border-right: 1pt solid windowtext; border-bottom: 1pt solid windowtext; padding: 0in 5.4pt; width: 149pt; border-top-style: none; height: 13.5pt;" height="18" nowrap="nowrap" valign="bottom" width="199"> Single with ruffle and duvet

    </td></tr> <tr style="height: 13.5pt;" height="18"> <td style="border-right: 1pt solid windowtext; border-bottom: 1pt solid windowtext; padding: 0in 5.4pt; border-top-width: 1pt; width: 115pt; border-top-color: windowtext; height: 13.5pt;" height="18" nowrap="nowrap" valign="bottom" width="153"> Mess Deck / Chow Hall

    </td> <td style="border-right: 1pt solid windowtext; border-bottom: 1pt solid windowtext; padding: 0in 5.4pt; width: 127pt; border-top-style: none; height: 13.5pt;" height="18" nowrap="nowrap" valign="bottom" width="169"> Mess Hall / Mess Tent

    </td> <td style="border-right: 1pt solid windowtext; border-bottom: 1pt solid windowtext; padding: 0in 5.4pt; width: 149pt; border-top-style: none; height: 13.5pt;" height="18" nowrap="nowrap" valign="bottom" width="199"> Dining Facility or 'The Cafe'

    </td></tr> <tr style="height: 13.5pt;" height="18"> <td style="border-right: 1pt solid windowtext; border-bottom: 1pt solid windowtext; padding: 0in 5.4pt; border-top-width: 1pt; width: 115pt; border-top-color: windowtext; height: 13.5pt;" height="18" nowrap="nowrap" valign="bottom" width="153"> "Cookie", stew burner

    </td> <td style="border-right: 1pt solid windowtext; border-bottom: 1pt solid windowtext; padding: 0in 5.4pt; width: 127pt; border-top-style: none; height: 13.5pt;" height="18" nowrap="nowrap" valign="bottom" width="169"> Mess Cook

    </td> <td style="border-right: 1pt solid windowtext; border-bottom: 1pt solid windowtext; padding: 0in 5.4pt; width: 149pt; border-top-style: none; height: 13.5pt;" height="18" nowrap="nowrap" valign="bottom" width="199"> Contract Chef

    </td></tr> <tr style="height: 13.5pt;" height="18"> <td style="border-right: 1pt solid windowtext; border-bottom: 1pt solid windowtext; padding: 0in 5.4pt; border-top-width: 1pt; width: 115pt; border-top-color: windowtext; height: 13.5pt;" height="18" nowrap="nowrap" valign="bottom" width="153"> Coffee / Mud

    </td> <td style="border-right: 1pt solid windowtext; border-bottom: 1pt solid windowtext; padding: 0in 5.4pt; width: 127pt; border-top-style: none; height: 13.5pt;" height="18" nowrap="nowrap" valign="bottom" width="169"> Cup of Joe

    </td> <td style="border-right: 1pt solid windowtext; border-bottom: 1pt solid windowtext; padding: 0in 5.4pt; width: 149pt; border-top-style: none; height: 13.5pt;" height="18" nowrap="nowrap" valign="bottom" width="199"> Vanilla Skim <st1:personName w:st="on">L</st1:personName>atte'

    </td></tr> <tr style="height: 13.5pt;" height="18"> <td style="border-right: 1pt solid windowtext; border-bottom: 1pt solid windowtext; padding: 0in 5.4pt; border-top-width: 1pt; width: 115pt; border-top-color: windowtext; height: 13.5pt;" height="18" nowrap="nowrap" valign="bottom" width="153"> Bug Juice

    </td> <td style="border-right: 1pt solid windowtext; border-bottom: 1pt solid windowtext; padding: 0in 5.4pt; width: 127pt; border-top-style: none; height: 13.5pt;" height="18" nowrap="nowrap" valign="bottom" width="169"> Kool-Aid

    </td> <td style="border-right: 1pt solid windowtext; border-bottom: 1pt solid windowtext; padding: 0in 5.4pt; width: 149pt; border-top-style: none; height: 13.5pt;" height="18" nowrap="nowrap" valign="bottom" width="199"> Shirley Temple

    </td></tr> <tr style="height: 13.5pt;" height="18"> <td style="border-right: 1pt solid windowtext; border-bottom: 1pt solid windowtext; padding: 0in 5.4pt; border-top-width: 1pt; width: 115pt; border-top-color: windowtext; height: 13.5pt;" height="18" nowrap="nowrap" valign="bottom" width="153"> Utilities / Digitals

    </td> <td style="border-right: 1pt solid windowtext; border-bottom: 1pt solid windowtext; padding: 0in 5.4pt; width: 127pt; border-top-style: none; height: 13.5pt;" height="18" nowrap="nowrap" valign="bottom" width="169"> BDUs / ACUs

    </td> <td style="border-right: 1pt solid windowtext; border-bottom: 1pt solid windowtext; padding: 0in 5.4pt; width: 149pt; border-top-style: none; height: 13.5pt;" height="18" nowrap="nowrap" valign="bottom" width="199"> Casual Wear

    </td></tr> <tr style="height: 13.5pt;" height="18"> <td style="border-right: 1pt solid windowtext; border-bottom: 1pt solid windowtext; padding: 0in 5.4pt; border-top-width: 1pt; width: 115pt; border-top-color: windowtext; height: 13.5pt;" height="18" nowrap="nowrap" valign="bottom" width="153"> Seaman / Private

    </td> <td style="border-right: 1pt solid windowtext; border-bottom: 1pt solid windowtext; padding: 0in 5.4pt; width: 127pt; border-top-style: none; height: 13.5pt;" height="18" nowrap="nowrap" valign="bottom" width="169"> Private

    </td> <td style="border-right: 1pt solid windowtext; border-bottom: 1pt solid windowtext; padding: 0in 5.4pt; width: 149pt; border-top-style: none; height: 13.5pt;" height="18" nowrap="nowrap" valign="bottom" width="199"> Bobby / Jimmy

    </td></tr> <tr style="height: 13.5pt;" height="18"> <td style="border-right: 1pt solid windowtext; border-bottom: 1pt solid windowtext; padding: 0in 5.4pt; border-top-width: 1pt; width: 115pt; border-top-color: windowtext; height: 13.5pt;" height="18" nowrap="nowrap" valign="bottom" width="153"> Chief / Gunny

    </td> <td style="border-right: 1pt solid windowtext; border-bottom: 1pt solid windowtext; padding: 0in 5.4pt; width: 127pt; border-top-style: none; height: 13.5pt;" height="18" nowrap="nowrap" valign="bottom" width="169"> Sergeant

    </td> <td style="border-right: 1pt solid windowtext; border-bottom: 1pt solid windowtext; padding: 0in 5.4pt; width: 149pt; border-top-style: none; height: 13.5pt;" height="18" nowrap="nowrap" valign="bottom" width="199"> Bob / Jim

    </td></tr> <tr style="height: 13.5pt;" height="18"> <td style="border-right: 1pt solid windowtext; border-bottom: 1pt solid windowtext; padding: 0in 5.4pt; border-top-width: 1pt; width: 115pt; border-top-color: windowtext; height: 13.5pt;" height="18" nowrap="nowrap" valign="bottom" width="153"> Captain / Skipper

    </td> <td style="border-right: 1pt solid windowtext; border-bottom: 1pt solid windowtext; padding: 0in 5.4pt; width: 127pt; border-top-style: none; height: 13.5pt;" height="18" nowrap="nowrap" valign="bottom" width="169"> Colonel

    </td> <td style="border-right: 1pt solid windowtext; border-bottom: 1pt solid windowtext; padding: 0in 5.4pt; width: 149pt; border-top-style: none; height: 13.5pt;" height="18" nowrap="nowrap" valign="bottom" width="199"> Robert / James

    </td></tr> <tr style="height: 13.5pt;" height="18"> <td style="border-right: 1pt solid windowtext; border-bottom: 1pt solid windowtext; padding: 0in 5.4pt; border-top-width: 1pt; width: 115pt; border-top-color: windowtext; height: 13.5pt;" height="18" nowrap="nowrap" valign="bottom" width="153"> Captain's Mast

    </td> <td style="border-right: 1pt solid windowtext; border-bottom: 1pt solid windowtext; padding: 0in 5.4pt; width: 127pt; border-top-style: none; height: 13.5pt;" height="18" nowrap="nowrap" valign="bottom" width="169"> Article 15

    </td> <td style="border-right: 1pt solid windowtext; border-bottom: 1pt solid windowtext; padding: 0in 5.4pt; width: 149pt; border-top-style: none; height: 13.5pt;" height="18" nowrap="nowrap" valign="bottom" width="199"> Time Out

    </td></tr> <tr style="height: 13.5pt;" height="18"> <td style="border-right: 1pt solid windowtext; border-bottom: 1pt solid windowtext; padding: 0in 5.4pt; border-top-width: 1pt; width: 115pt; border-top-color: windowtext; height: 13.5pt;" height="18" nowrap="nowrap" valign="bottom" width="153"> Berthing / Barracks

    </td> <td style="border-right: 1pt solid windowtext; border-bottom: 1pt solid windowtext; padding: 0in 5.4pt; width: 127pt; border-top-style: none; height: 13.5pt;" height="18" nowrap="nowrap" valign="bottom" width="169"> Barracks

    </td> <td style="border-right: 1pt solid windowtext; border-bottom: 1pt solid windowtext; padding: 0in 5.4pt; width: 149pt; border-top-style: none; height: 13.5pt;" height="18" nowrap="nowrap" valign="bottom" width="199"> Apartment

    </td></tr> <tr style="height: 13.5pt;" height="18"> <td style="border-right: 1pt solid windowtext; border-bottom: 1pt solid windowtext; padding: 0in 5.4pt; border-top-width: 1pt; width: 115pt; border-top-color: windowtext; height: 13.5pt;" height="18" nowrap="nowrap" valign="bottom" width="153"> Skivvies / U-Trau

    </td> <td style="border-right: 1pt solid windowtext; border-bottom: 1pt solid windowtext; padding: 0in 5.4pt; width: 127pt; border-top-style: none; height: 13.5pt;" height="18" nowrap="nowrap" valign="bottom" width="169"> Underwear

    </td> <td style="border-right: 1pt solid windowtext; border-bottom: 1pt solid windowtext; padding: 0in 5.4pt; width: 149pt; border-top-style: none; height: 13.5pt;" height="18" nowrap="nowrap" valign="bottom" width="199"> Undies

    </td></tr> <tr style="height: 13.5pt;" height="18"> <td style="border-right: 1pt solid windowtext; border-bottom: 1pt solid windowtext; padding: 0in 5.4pt; border-top-width: 1pt; width: 115pt; border-top-color: windowtext; height: 13.5pt;" height="18" nowrap="nowrap" valign="bottom" width="153"> Thrown in the Brig

    </td> <td style="border-right: 1pt solid windowtext; border-bottom: 1pt solid windowtext; padding: 0in 5.4pt; width: 127pt; border-top-style: none; height: 13.5pt;" height="18" nowrap="nowrap" valign="bottom" width="169"> Put in Confinement

    </td> <td style="border-right: 1pt solid windowtext; border-bottom: 1pt solid windowtext; padding: 0in 5.4pt; width: 149pt; border-top-style: none; height: 13.5pt;" height="18" nowrap="nowrap" valign="bottom" width="199"> Grounded

    </td></tr> <tr style="height: 13.5pt;" height="18"> <td style="border-right: 1pt solid windowtext; border-bottom: 1pt solid windowtext; padding: 0in 5.4pt; border-top-width: 1pt; width: 115pt; border-top-color: windowtext; height: 13.5pt;" height="18" nowrap="nowrap" valign="bottom" width="153"> Zoom Bag

    </td> <td style="border-right: 1pt solid windowtext; border-bottom: 1pt solid windowtext; padding: 0in 5.4pt; width: 127pt; border-top-style: none; height: 13.5pt;" height="18" nowrap="nowrap" valign="bottom" width="169"> Flight Suit

    </td> <td style="border-right: 1pt solid windowtext; border-bottom: 1pt solid windowtext; padding: 0in 5.4pt; width: 149pt; border-top-style: none; height: 13.5pt;" height="18" nowrap="nowrap" valign="bottom" width="199"> Business Casual

    </td></tr> <tr style="height: 13.5pt;" height="18"> <td style="border-right: 1pt solid windowtext; border-bottom: 1pt solid windowtext; padding: 0in 5.4pt; border-top-width: 1pt; width: 115pt; border-top-color: windowtext; height: 13.5pt;" height="18" nowrap="nowrap" valign="bottom" width="153"> Cover / Head Gear

    </td> <td style="border-right: 1pt solid windowtext; border-bottom: 1pt solid windowtext; padding: 0in 5.4pt; width: 127pt; border-top-style: none; height: 13.5pt;" height="18" nowrap="nowrap" valign="bottom" width="169"> Beret

    </td> <td style="border-right: 1pt solid windowtext; border-bottom: 1pt solid windowtext; padding: 0in 5.4pt; width: 149pt; border-top-style: none; height: 13.5pt;" height="18" nowrap="nowrap" valign="bottom" width="199"> Optional

    </td></tr> <tr style="height: 13.5pt;" height="18"> <td style="border-right: 1pt solid windowtext; border-bottom: 1pt solid windowtext; padding: 0in 5.4pt; border-top-width: 1pt; width: 115pt; border-top-color: windowtext; height: 13.5pt;" height="18" nowrap="nowrap" valign="bottom" width="153"> Ship's Store / NEX

    </td> <td style="border-right: 1pt solid windowtext; border-bottom: 1pt solid windowtext; padding: 0in 5.4pt; width: 127pt; border-top-style: none; height: 13.5pt;" height="18" nowrap="nowrap" valign="bottom" width="169"> PX (PX Trailer)

    </td> <td style="border-right: 1pt solid windowtext; border-bottom: 1pt solid windowtext; padding: 0in 5.4pt; width: 149pt; border-top-style: none; height: 13.5pt;" height="18" nowrap="nowrap" valign="bottom" width="199"> AAFES Shopping Mall

    </td></tr> <tr style="height: 13.5pt;" height="18"> <td style="border-right: 1pt solid windowtext; border-bottom: 1pt solid windowtext; padding: 0in 5.4pt; border-top-width: 1pt; width: 115pt; border-top-color: windowtext; height: 13.5pt;" height="18" nowrap="nowrap" valign="bottom" width="153"> TAD

    </td> <td style="border-right: 1pt solid windowtext; border-bottom: 1pt solid windowtext; padding: 0in 5.4pt; width: 127pt; border-top-style: none; height: 13.5pt;" height="18" nowrap="nowrap" valign="bottom" width="169"> TDY

    </td> <td style="border-right: 1pt solid windowtext; border-bottom: 1pt solid windowtext; padding: 0in 5.4pt; width: 149pt; border-top-style: none; height: 13.5pt;" height="18" nowrap="nowrap" valign="bottom" width="199"> PCS with family

    </td></tr> <tr style="height: 13.5pt;" height="18"> <td style="border-right: 1pt solid windowtext; border-bottom: 1pt solid windowtext; padding: 0in 5.4pt; border-top-width: 1pt; width: 115pt; border-top-color: windowtext; height: 13.5pt;" height="18" nowrap="nowrap" valign="bottom" width="153"> Cruise / Afloat

    </td> <td style="border-right: 1pt solid windowtext; border-bottom: 1pt solid windowtext; padding: 0in 5.4pt; width: 127pt; border-top-style: none; height: 13.5pt;" height="18" nowrap="nowrap" valign="bottom" width="169"> Deploy

    </td> <td style="border-right: 1pt solid windowtext; border-bottom: 1pt solid windowtext; padding: 0in 5.4pt; width: 149pt; border-top-style: none; height: 13.5pt;" height="18" nowrap="nowrap" valign="bottom" width="199"> Huh?

    </td></tr> <tr style="height: 13.5pt;" height="18"> <td style="border-right: 1pt solid windowtext; border-bottom: 1pt solid windowtext; padding: 0in 5.4pt; border-top-width: 1pt; width: 115pt; border-top-color: windowtext; height: 13.5pt;" height="18" nowrap="nowrap" valign="bottom" width="153"> Ground Grabbers

    </td> <td style="border-right: 1pt solid windowtext; border-bottom: 1pt solid windowtext; padding: 0in 5.4pt; width: 127pt; border-top-style: none; height: 13.5pt;" height="18" nowrap="nowrap" valign="bottom" width="169"> Athletic Shoes

    </td> <td style="border-right: 1pt solid windowtext; border-bottom: 1pt solid windowtext; padding: 0in 5.4pt; width: 149pt; border-top-style: none; height: 13.5pt;" height="18" nowrap="nowrap" valign="bottom" width="199"> Flip-Flops

    </td></tr> <tr style="height: 13.5pt;" height="18"> <td style="border-right: 1pt solid windowtext; border-bottom: 1pt solid windowtext; padding: 0in 5.4pt; border-top-width: 1pt; width: 115pt; border-top-color: windowtext; height: 13.5pt;" height="18" nowrap="nowrap" valign="bottom" width="153"> Die for your Country

    </td> <td style="border-right: 1pt solid windowtext; border-bottom: 1pt solid windowtext; padding: 0in 5.4pt; width: 127pt; border-top-style: none; height: 13.5pt;" height="18" nowrap="nowrap" valign="bottom" width="169"> Die for your <st1:City w:st="on"><st1:place w:st="on">Battle</st1:place></st1:City> Buddy

    </td> <td style="border-right: 1pt solid windowtext; border-bottom: 1pt solid windowtext; padding: 0in 5.4pt; width: 149pt; border-top-style: none; height: 13.5pt;" height="18" nowrap="nowrap" valign="bottom" width="199"> Die for Air Conditioning

    </td></tr> <tr style="height: 13.5pt;" height="18"> <td style="border-right: 1pt solid windowtext; border-bottom: 1pt solid windowtext; padding: 0in 5.4pt; border-top-width: 1pt; width: 115pt; border-top-color: windowtext; height: 13.5pt;" height="18" nowrap="nowrap" valign="bottom" width="153"> Shipmate / Marine

    </td> <td style="border-right: 1pt solid windowtext; border-bottom: 1pt solid windowtext; padding: 0in 5.4pt; width: 127pt; border-top-style: none; height: 13.5pt;" height="18" nowrap="nowrap" valign="bottom" width="169"> <st1:City w:st="on"><st1:place w:st="on">Battle</st1:place></st1:City> Buddy

    </td> <td style="border-right: 1pt solid windowtext; border-bottom: 1pt solid windowtext; padding: 0in 5.4pt; width: 149pt; border-top-style: none; height: 13.5pt;" height="18" nowrap="nowrap" valign="bottom" width="199"> <st1:personName w:st="on">Don</st1:personName>'t Ask, <st1:personName w:st="on">Don</st1:personName>'t Tell or Honey

    </td></tr> <tr style="height: 13.5pt;" height="18"> <td style="border-right: 1pt solid windowtext; border-bottom: 1pt solid windowtext; padding: 0in 5.4pt; border-top-width: 1pt; width: 115pt; border-top-color: windowtext; height: 13.5pt;" height="18" nowrap="nowrap" valign="bottom" width="153"> Terminate / Kill

    </td> <td style="border-right: 1pt solid windowtext; border-bottom: 1pt solid windowtext; padding: 0in 5.4pt; width: 127pt; border-top-style: none; height: 13.5pt;" height="18" nowrap="nowrap" valign="bottom" width="169"> Take Out

    </td> <td style="border-right: 1pt solid windowtext; border-bottom: 1pt solid windowtext; padding: 0in 5.4pt; width: 149pt; border-top-style: none; height: 13.5pt;" height="18" nowrap="nowrap" valign="bottom" width="199"> Back on Base for Happy Hour

    </td></tr> <tr style="height: 13.5pt;" height="18"> <td style="border-right: 1pt solid windowtext; border-bottom: 1pt solid windowtext; padding: 0in 5.4pt; border-top-width: 1pt; width: 115pt; border-top-color: windowtext; height: 13.5pt;" height="18" nowrap="nowrap" valign="bottom" width="153"> Boon Dockers

    </td> <td style="border-right: 1pt solid windowtext; border-bottom: 1pt solid windowtext; padding: 0in 5.4pt; width: 127pt; border-top-style: none; height: 13.5pt;" height="18" nowrap="nowrap" valign="bottom" width="169"> Jump Boots

    </td> <td style="border-right: 1pt solid windowtext; border-bottom: 1pt solid windowtext; padding: 0in 5.4pt; width: 149pt; border-top-style: none; height: 13.5pt;" height="18" nowrap="nowrap" valign="bottom" width="199"> Birkenstocks

    </td></tr> <tr style="height: 13.5pt;" height="18"> <td style="border-right: 1pt solid windowtext; border-bottom: 1pt solid windowtext; padding: 0in 5.4pt; border-top-width: 1pt; width: 115pt; border-top-color: windowtext; height: 13.5pt;" height="18" nowrap="nowrap" valign="bottom" width="153"> <st1:personName w:st="on">L</st1:personName>ow Quarters

    </td> <td style="border-right: 1pt solid windowtext; border-bottom: 1pt solid windowtext; padding: 0in 5.4pt; width: 127pt; border-top-style: none; height: 13.5pt;" height="18" nowrap="nowrap" valign="bottom" width="169"> <st1:personName w:st="on">L</st1:personName>ow Quarters

    </td> <td style="border-right: 1pt solid windowtext; border-bottom: 1pt solid windowtext; padding: 0in 5.4pt; width: 149pt; border-top-style: none; height: 13.5pt;" height="18" nowrap="nowrap" valign="bottom" width="199"> Patent <st1:personName w:st="on">L</st1:personName>eather Pumps

    </td></tr> <tr style="height: 13.5pt;" height="18"> <td style="border-right: 1pt solid windowtext; border-bottom: 1pt solid windowtext; padding: 0in 5.4pt; border-top-width: 1pt; width: 115pt; border-top-color: windowtext; height: 13.5pt;" height="18" nowrap="nowrap" valign="bottom" width="153"> SEA<st1:personName w:st="on">L</st1:personName>

    </td> <td style="border-right: 1pt solid windowtext; border-bottom: 1pt solid windowtext; padding: 0in 5.4pt; width: 127pt; border-top-style: none; height: 13.5pt;" height="18" nowrap="nowrap" valign="bottom" width="169"> SF/Ranger

    </td> <td style="border-right: 1pt solid windowtext; border-bottom: 1pt solid windowtext; padding: 0in 5.4pt; width: 149pt; border-top-style: none; height: 13.5pt;" height="18" nowrap="nowrap" valign="bottom" width="199"> <st1:personName w:st="on">L</st1:personName>ibrarian

    </td></tr> <tr style="height: 13.5pt;" height="18"> <td style="border-right: 1pt solid windowtext; border-bottom: 1pt solid windowtext; padding: 0in 5.4pt; border-top-width: 1pt; width: 115pt; border-top-color: windowtext; height: 13.5pt;" height="18" nowrap="nowrap" valign="bottom" width="153"> Shore Patrol / MPs

    </td> <td style="border-right: 1pt solid windowtext; border-bottom: 1pt solid windowtext; padding: 0in 5.4pt; width: 127pt; border-top-style: none; height: 13.5pt;" height="18" nowrap="nowrap" valign="bottom" width="169"> MPs

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    </td></tr> <tr style="height: 13.5pt;" height="18"> <td style="border-right: 1pt solid windowtext; border-bottom: 1pt solid windowtext; padding: 0in 5.4pt; border-top-width: 1pt; width: 115pt; border-top-color: windowtext; height: 13.5pt;" height="18" nowrap="nowrap" valign="bottom" width="153"> Oouh-Rah!

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  2. Blackjack

    Blackjack Monkey+++

    Funny stuff....... Sorry Tango.
     
  3. monkeyman

    monkeyman Monkey+++ Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    I love it. I wonder how long it would take to piss off a load of folks if I printed a poaster of that and put it up out front with liveing about 20 miles from Whiteman AFB? LMAO
     
  4. evilgijoe88

    evilgijoe88 Monkey+++

    all i can say is hoo ah , its an army thing:) seen the shirt and u know
     
  5. andy

    andy Monkey+++

    ha... GO NAVY!
     
  6. ex3313

    ex3313 Monkey+++

    Bravo Zulu
     
  7. ghrit

    ghrit Ambulatory anachronism Administrator Founding Member

    Ex 3355/3356 Dive! Dive!!
     
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