Miss Bea

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by ghrit, Oct 24, 2016.

  1. ghrit

    ghrit Bad company Administrator Founding Member

    Miss Beatrice the church organist, was in her eighties, had never been married.
    She was admired for her sweetness and kindness to all.

    One afternoon the pastor came to call on her and she showed him into her quaint sitting room.
    She invited him to have a seat while she prepared tea. As he sat facing her old Hammond organ,
    the young minister noticed a cut glass bowl sitting on top of it. The bowl was filled with water,
    in the water floated of all things, a condom! When she returned With tea and scones,
    they began to chat. The pastor tried to stifle his curiosity about the bowl of water,
    its strange floater, but soon it got the better of him he could no longer resist.

    'Miss Beatrice', he said, 'I wonder if you would tell me about this? Pointing to the bowl.

    'Oh, yes,' she replied, 'Isn't it wonderful? I was walking through the park a few months ago
    and I found this little package on the ground. The directions said to place it on the organ,
    keep it wet, that it would prevent the spread of disease. Do you know I haven't had the flu all winter!
  2. Thunder5Ranch

    Thunder5Ranch Monkey+++

    This is a great one!
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  3. Dunerunner

    Dunerunner Brewery Monkey Moderator

    One of my all time faves.... Always!!
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  4. Aeason

    Aeason Monkey

    Good one
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  5. Legion489

    Legion489 Rev. 2:19 Banned

    OK, THAT was funny!
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