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missing husband...

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by Tango3, Sep 13, 2008.

  1. Tango3

    Tango3 Aimless wanderer

    Mrs. jones has her feelings hurt really badly when her husband of 30 years forgets her anniversary gift.
    Sobbing she tells him she expects her gift parked in the drive way tomorrow morning by 9 sharp and
    "it better go from 0-200 in 3 seconds or less".
    Excitedly she wakes up and throws on a robe; busts out the front door!
    and there awaiting her in the middle of the drive way with a bow
    is a new bathroom scale....
    Mr.Jones has not been seen since.[beat][beat][beat]
  2. Tracy

    Tracy Insatiably Curious Moderator Founding Member

    "Be careful what you ask for" comes to mind.
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