Missing skills in most Monkey's skills inventory...

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by Witch Doctor 01, Aug 1, 2018.

  1. Witch Doctor 01

    Witch Doctor 01 Mojo Maker

    How to make a Man Bun
    1. Grow your hair out to at least 9–16 inches (23–41 cm). ...
    2. Pull your hair back and bunch it up towards the crown of your head. ...
    3. Wrap the hair twice with a hair tie. ...
    4. Twist the hair tie a third time and pull the hair through half way. ...
    5. Wrap a couple strands of hair around the elastic band to hide it.
    4 Ways to Do a Man Bun - wikiHow
  2. ghrit

    ghrit Bad company Administrator Founding Member

    Sure am happy I don't want a bun. Can't grow the hair.
  3. BTPost

    BTPost Stumpy Old Fart,Deadman Walking, Snow Monkey Moderator

    Dang, I just got a Marine Recrute Hair Chop, so a Man Bun for me is another year away...
  4. Lancer

    Lancer TANSTAFL! Site Supporter+++

    I can. I won't. At the dojo we call long hair a handle. just enough to provide some padding, but not enough for an opponent to grab.
  5. GrayGhost

    GrayGhost Monkey+++

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  6. Gator 45/70

    Gator 45/70 Monkey+++

    Man Bun = Target
  7. GrayGhost

    GrayGhost Monkey+++

    Or douche...
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  8. Gator 45/70

    Gator 45/70 Monkey+++

    Still a target,lol
  9. GrayGhost

    GrayGhost Monkey+++

    Same smell, different taste.
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  10. Asia-Off-Grid

    Asia-Off-Grid RIP 11-8-2018

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  11. Gator 45/70

    Gator 45/70 Monkey+++

    Lets see, I can build a basic house if needed
    Did a little mechanic worked on gasser's diesel and natural gas in the Gulf.
    Can open well's by any means necessary so that equates to fuel of sorts.
    Do a little cooking, Like playing around with plants but I have more to learn in that area.
    Playing around with leg traps at the ''camp'' Hate the coyotes coming thru.
    Have a tractor and some attachments.Have seed in the cooler.
    Wife is an RN and loves the outdoor stuff like fishing and a little deer hunting and she can cook!!
    What else? Oh,She's not scared to clean an animal.
  12. GrayGhost

    GrayGhost Monkey+++

    So...what are you saying, exactly?
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  13. GrayGhost

    GrayGhost Monkey+++

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  14. Witch Doctor 01

    Witch Doctor 01 Mojo Maker

    I'm never bored.. just thought it would be interesting to list kills that most monkey's wouldn't have... who knows in a somewhat strange set of circumstances it might come in handy... you could blend in with millennials.
  15. GrayGhost

    GrayGhost Monkey+++

    Gray man, as it were...
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  16. Asia-Off-Grid

    Asia-Off-Grid RIP 11-8-2018

    I could, if I had a hair stretcher or a follicle elongator.
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  17. Tempstar

    Tempstar Monkey+++

    Follicle Generator needed here...
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  18. arleigh

    arleigh Goophy monkey

    Who in this blessed world wants to blend with a millennial ?
  19. Thunder5Ranch

    Thunder5Ranch Monkey+++

    Any longer than this and I start feeling girly.......... (Picking Persimmons last late fall for the syrup and jelly)

  20. Mountainman

    Mountainman Großes Mitglied Site Supporter+++

    Need I say more???

    Douche Knot.
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