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Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by Cruisin Sloth, Feb 18, 2014.

  1. Cruisin Sloth

    Cruisin Sloth Special & Slow

    A man received the following text from his neighbour:

    I am so sorry BOB. I've been riddled with guilt and I have to confess. I have been tapping your wife, day and night when you're not around. In fact, more than you. I do not get any at home, but that's no excuse. I can no longer live with the guilt and I hope you will accept my sincerest apology with my promise that it won't happen again.

    The man, anguished and betrayed, went into his bedroom, grabbed his gun, and without a word, shot his wife and killed her.

    A few moments later, a second text came in:

    Damn -Apps & auto-correct. I meant "wifi", not "wife"
  2. Tracy

    Tracy Insatiably Curious Moderator Founding Member

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  3. -06

    -06 Monkey+++

    Neighbor taps mine----Hmmmmm, LOL
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  4. mysterymet

    mysterymet Monkey+++

    World's worst auto correct fail!
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  5. DarkLight

    DarkLight I self identify as a Blackhawk Attack Helicopter! Site Supporter

    Wow...are my cheeks red!?!? Totally my bad there dude! :oops:
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