Monica Lewinski.......hehehehe

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by hidden211, Apr 13, 2013.


  1. hidden211

    hidden211 And thats no BULL!!!!!!

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  2. kellory

    kellory An unemployed Jester, is nobody's fool. Banned

    The resemblance is uncanny....;)
     
  3. ColtCarbine

    ColtCarbine Monkey+++ Founding Member

  4. hidden211

    hidden211 And thats no BULL!!!!!!

    Good one Colt[lolol]
     
  5. ColtCarbine

    ColtCarbine Monkey+++ Founding Member

    MONICA KNOWS CIGARS!

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  6. Tracy

    Tracy Insatiably Curious Moderator Founding Member

    [LMAO]
     
  7. Illini Warrior

    Illini Warrior Monkey+

    and I thought that was a low spot in the presidency .... the poser prez has set the bar so lowwwwwww that no future prez can break it .... at least without being executed on the Front Lawn
     
  8. -06

    -06 Monkey+++

    Now that was a low blow.
     
  9. Cruisin Sloth

    Cruisin Sloth Special & Slow

    Two books, for the book report 'Titanic' & 'My Life' by Bill Clinton.





    One student turned in the following book report, with the proposition that they were nearly identical stories!

    His cool professor gave him an A+ for this report.


    Titanic: cost - $29.99
    Clinton: cost - $29.99

    Titanic: Over 3 hours to read
    Clinton: Over 3 hours to read

    Titanic: The story of Jack and Rose, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe.
    Clinton: The story of Bill and Monica, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe.

    Titanic: Jack is a starving artist.
    Clinton: Bill is a bullshit artist.

    Titanic: In one scene, Jack enjoys a good cigar.
    Clinton: Ditto for Bill.

    Titanic: During the ordeal, Rose's dress gets ruined.
    Clinton: Ditto for Monica.

    Titanic: Jack teaches Rose to spit.
    Clinton: Let's not go there.

    Titanic: Rose gets to keep her jewellery
    Clinton: Monica is forced to return her gifts.

    Titanic: Rose remembers Jack for the rest of her life.
    Clinton: Clinton remembers Monica for the rest of his life.

    Titanic: Rose goes down on a vessel full of seamen.
    Clinton: Monica...ooh, let's not go there, either.

    Titanic: Jack surrenders to an icy death.
    Clinton: Bill goes home to Hilary - basically the same thing.
     
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