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Monica's Prayer...

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by CRC, Mar 6, 2008.

  1. CRC

    CRC Survivor of Tidal Waves | RIP 7-24-2015 Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    After a relaxing bath, Monica Lewinsky was looking at
    herself nude in a mirror. Her frustration over her
    lack of ability to lose weight was depressing her.

    In an act of desperation, she decided to call on God
    for help.

    "God...if you take away my love handles, I'll devote
    my life to you,"

    She prayed, and just like that, her ears fell off.

  2. Tracy

    Tracy Insatiably Curious Moderator Founding Member

  3. monkeyman

    monkeyman Monkey+++ Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    Ok, so Im just bad. The thoughts that came to my mind were more along the lines of....well lets just say te prayer would be mumbled and hard to understand and finish with other noises.
  4. Conagher

    Conagher Dark Custom Rider Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    Oh man that's funny.....[lolol][ROFL][ROFL][ROFL]
  5. Claymor

    Claymor Monkey+++

    Number One Joke!!!!!!!!
    [lolol] [lolol]
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