Monkey Chopsticks?

Discussion in 'Bushcraft' started by Bear, Dec 27, 2014.


  1. Hanzo

    Hanzo Monkey+++


    I heard everything about @Bear is Godzilla/KingKong version... ;)

    How do you like the Snow Peak ones?
     
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  2. Hanzo

    Hanzo Monkey+++

    I'm guessing I'll be ordering a pair also. No need to smooth out my tips though. Are they OneMeeelllllleeeeoooooun DDDdoooooolllllaaaarrrss?
     
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  3. Bear

    Bear Monkey+++ Founding Member Iron Monkey

    Well... not "everything".....

    The Snow Peak are pretty little dainty things... and to be honest... I can't bring myself to actually use them ;)
     
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  4. Bear

    Bear Monkey+++ Founding Member Iron Monkey

    lol @Hanzo just let me know ... and happy to leave your tips alone ;)

    For you my tough tooth lipped friend... of course not... you get the President of the Bear Tool Fan Club discount... TWOMeeelllllleeeeoooooun DDDdoooooolllllaaaarrrss!!!!!!
     
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  5. Hanzo

    Hanzo Monkey+++


    Two mmeeeeelllleeeooonnn ddoooddooolaaarrrrss!
     
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  6. Bear

    Bear Monkey+++ Founding Member Iron Monkey

    lol ok how's one bowl of pho sound?
     
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  7. Hanzo

    Hanzo Monkey+++


    With appetizers...
     
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  8. Hanzo

    Hanzo Monkey+++


    I know, I drive a hard bargain!
     
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  9. Bear

    Bear Monkey+++ Founding Member Iron Monkey

    what no dessert????????? not even jae pa pa???????? ;)
     
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  10. Hanzo

    Hanzo Monkey+++

    That would be good too, if they offer it...
     
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  11. Bear

    Bear Monkey+++ Founding Member Iron Monkey

    NY cheesecake with thai coffeee and forget the pho then ;)
     
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  12. Hanzo

    Hanzo Monkey+++


    When did you go on a health food diet?!? Come on man, can do that with pho...
     
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  13. Hanzo

    Hanzo Monkey+++

    So @Bear, Monday after I teach my classes? I can give you the ddooodooollaaarrs for the monkey blades too. Haven't met the L man yet, but I will cover him and collect when I see him next. He blew off our original meeting since he was home sick. And we haven't been able to hook up since.
     
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  14. Bear

    Bear Monkey+++ Founding Member Iron Monkey

    no worries, always eat healthy... desserts always come first.... will'check on Monday....
     
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  15. kellory

    kellory An unemployed Jester, is nobody's fool. Banned

    Ney York style cheesecake, would stack up well against nearly any dessert! I have a small piece waiting for.my coffee to be ready, right now.:)
    As for the Ti chopsticks, a tiny hole near the tip would allow a paperclip to turn it into a fish gigger. Split shaft and bound as as speartip. I'm somewhat interested in both, a fancy pair for dining out. And a pack pair that could be used to cook, fish, eat. I see utility here.
     
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  16. ghrit

    ghrit Bad company Administrator Founding Member

    And a hole in the fat end for monofilament fishing line. I'd hate like the deuce to lose a titanium spear tip.
     
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  17. kellory

    kellory An unemployed Jester, is nobody's fool. Banned

    Not mono, breaks too easily. Spiderwire, or perhaps the ever present paracord.
     
  18. Yard Dart

    Yard Dart Vigilant Monkey Moderator

    Is there a fighting technique/style that utilizes these tools? I have never seen "chopstick" tools used in that manner. I assume some kind of baton type defense/offense. Always a little room in this brain for some knowledge. :)
     
  19. Hanzo

    Hanzo Monkey+++


    You can use it like a kubotan. Albeit, a little long. So can combine with thrusting action.
     
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  20. Hanzo

    Hanzo Monkey+++

    Mahalo my brother @Bear!

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    Titanium sweetness. I have to say, they are stout and overbuilt for eating. Could probably take a boar with one of the chopsticks.

    Having handled them, I would always say eating with would be my favorite usage. ;)

    For defense etc, I like a reverse grip with these. Easily hidden while you are holding it. Can use the butt end on soft tissue and joints. I would likely use the long end more for trapping than for stabbing.

    Can't imagine them ever breaking. Thanks again Bear for the tactical titanium chopsticks. By the way, love the creative case too!!
     
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