Monkey Coffee

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by Grandpa Patch, Oct 15, 2018.


  1. Grandpa Patch

    Grandpa Patch Monkey+

    No Cookies | Gold Coast Bulletin
    Excerpt from link "
    Ward says Gold Coasters are even into cat poo coffee – a velvety-textured super-strong brew made from beans that have passed through a catlike monkey known as a civet from Indonesia.

    “It’s the rarest, most expensive, most caffeinated coffee in the world and we’re selling about a dozen of them a week,” he said."


    All you monkeys had better be careful when traveling. You don't need to end up caged to help keep up with the growing 'Monkey Poop Coffee' [poo][eek3]
     
  2. Asia-Off-Grid

    Asia-Off-Grid RIP 11-8-2018

    You coffee drinkers are an odd lot, for sure. :D
     
  3. SB21

    SB21 Monkey+++

    That was actually a scene in the movie " The Bucket List " , with Morgan Freeman and some other guy. Pretty good movie ,,,don't know about the coffee.
     
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  4. ghrit

    ghrit Bad company Administrator Founding Member

    That would be Kopi Luwak and it is very real. It will prop up your eyelids.
     
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  5. Dunerunner

    Dunerunner Brewery Monkey Moderator

    I roast my own coffee and though somewhat popular, I would never add this to any of my blends. :D
     
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  6. Bandit99

    Bandit99 Monkey+++ Site Supporter+

    Monkey poop coffee? No, thanks, I'll pass...anyway, it's a good thing I am a tea drinker. :)
     
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  7. Asia-Off-Grid

    Asia-Off-Grid RIP 11-8-2018

    "Monkey Poop Coffee". So, does it come in flavors? Maybe they name them after cat breeds? Tabby? Calico? Persian? Siamese?

    "Yes, I will have a large Persian with extra poo and cream to go, please."
     
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