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Monkey Jokes

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by Tracy, Feb 25, 2007.

  1. Tracy

    Tracy Insatiably Curious Moderator Founding Member

    <CENTER>Cross-Species Rescue

    </CENTER>A three-year-old boy fell eighteen feet into a zoo enclosure containing seven gorillas. He was immediately rescued, not by zookeepers, but by one of the animals. The 150 lb. female gorilla picked up the unconscious form of the boy and laid it at a door to be easily retrieved to by zookeepers. ​

    This cross-species rescue has resulted in thousands of dollars in donations to the zoo. It is perhaps because of these donations that zookeepers have kept quiet about one vital detail, a hastily scrawled note tucked in the boy's collar, "Thanks; but we prefer fruit."​

  2. Tracy

    Tracy Insatiably Curious Moderator Founding Member

    <CENTER>Monkey Sundae
    </CENTER>A monkey walks into a drugstore and orders a fifty-cent sundae. He puts down a ten-dollar bill to pay for it.

    The clerk thinks, "What can a monkey know about money?" So he hands back a single dollar in change and says, "You know, we don't get many monkeys in here."

    "No wonder," answers the monkey, "At these prices you won't get many more."
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