Tonight, Monkey Man finally got his visit from those nasty black government helicopters. He has been begging for a visit for so long that the .gov finally gave in. He did ask for a helicopter to land so that he could play with all the toys. He wanted this in return for paying our wages with his taxes. The .gov turned this over to the IRS and they did an audit on his tax returns and determined that he hasn't paid enough taxes to warrant a landing and fondling of the weapons. Upon final analysis, they determined that all he would be able to get was a night time high speed fly over with a good spot lighting. I am proud to say that Monkey Man tonight got his just tax payment return and hopes he cherishes it as the .gov doesn't have much more to hand out anytime soon!!!