More Alphabet Agencies

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by ChemicalGal, Feb 7, 2007.


  1. ChemicalGal

    ChemicalGal Monkey+++

    <TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 width="100%" border=0><TBODY><TR><TD style="PADDING-BOTTOM: 5px" width="100%"></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE><TABLE height=209 width="100%" bgColor=#ffffff><TBODY><TR><TD vAlign=top><TABLE cellSpacing=8 cellPadding=0 width="100%" align=center border=0 nowrap><TBODY><TR><TD><TT>150 years ago, President Lincoln found it necessary to hire a private investigator - Alan Pinkerton for protection. That was the beginning of the Secret Service.

    Since that time, the federal government has produced a
    large number of multi-letter agencies such as: FBI, CIA,
    INS, IRS, DEA, BATF, FPS, etc.

    Now we have the "Federal Air Transportation Airport Security Service".
    </TT><TABLE><TBODY><TR><TD width=1 bgColor=#a0c6e5> </TD><TD width=5> </TD><TD><TT>Can't you see them now, these 'highly trained' men and women in their black outfits with jackets saying across thier backs: F.A.T.A.S.S.
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    The FATASSs are of course supervised by a special section of the Homeland Security Section known as: Airport Security Service Home Office Logistics Enhancement Section or the A.S.S.H.O.L.E.S.

    I feel safer already.</TT></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE>
     
  2. kckndrgn

    kckndrgn Moderator Moderator Founding Member

    Re: Mhttp://survivalmonkey.com/forum/neore Alphabet Agencies

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