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Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by E.L., Dec 20, 2005.

  1. E.L.

    E.L. Moderator of Lead Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    Helen Keller's favorite color was Chuck Norris.

    A man once asked Chuck Norris if his real name was "Charles". Chuck Norris did not respond, he simply stared at him until he exploded.

    Chuck Norris punched a woman in the vagina when she didn't give him exact change.

    One of the greatest cover-ups of the last century was that Hitler did not commit suicide in his bunker, but was in fact teas-bagged to death by Chuck Norris.

    Chuck Norris does not see dead people; he makes people dead.

    When God said, "let there be light", Chuck Norris said, "say 'please'".
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