Helen Keller's favorite color was Chuck Norris. A man once asked Chuck Norris if his real name was "Charles". Chuck Norris did not respond, he simply stared at him until he exploded. Chuck Norris punched a woman in the vagina when she didn't give him exact change. One of the greatest cover-ups of the last century was that Hitler did not commit suicide in his bunker, but was in fact teas-bagged to death by Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris does not see dead people; he makes people dead. When God said, "let there be light", Chuck Norris said, "say 'please'".