More Taliban Threats!

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by sniper-66, Aug 21, 2006.

  1. sniper-66

    sniper-66 Monkey+++ Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    This morning, from a cave somewhere in <?xml:namespace prefix = st1 ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:eek:ffice:smarttags" /><st1:country-region w:st="on"><st1:place w:st="on">Pakistan</st1:place></st1:country-region>, the
    Taliban Minister of Migration, Mohammed Omar, warned
    the United States that if military action against <st1:country-region w:st="on"><st1:place w:st="on">Iraq</st1:place></st1:country-region>
    continues, the Taliban authorities will cut off <st1:country-region w:st="on"><st1:place w:st="on">America</st1:place></st1:country-region>'s
    supply of convenience store managers. And if this
    action does not yield sufficient results, cab drivers will
    be next, followed by Dell customer service reps, and Sprint Customer
    Service reps as well.<?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:eek:ffice:eek:ffice" />

  2. Quigley_Sharps

    Quigley_Sharps The Badministrator Administrator Founding Member

    :lol: oh yea hurt me
  3. ghostrider

    ghostrider Resident Poltergeist Founding Member

  4. TailorMadeHell

    TailorMadeHell Lurking Shadow Creature

    Oh no. Don't threaten me like that. I might get skeered. :D
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