Motivational Poster Thread (warning content)

That they do until reality catches up with them! Then they just stand there with a stunned expression on their faces!

 

Actually, she's really hot!

 

Reminds me of a routine by a female comic, never laughed so hard in my life. It was called, "why cucumbers are so much better than a boyfriend "; #1- Cucumbers come in different shapes and sizes.; #2- Cucumbers are in the mood when you are.; #3- Cucumbers are always faithfully waiting for you in the fridge.; #4- Cucumbers never ask questions about past lovers, where you have been, etc.; and #5- When you get tired of your cucumber, you can make a salad!

 

I need one of those! Actually, I need a lot of those!

 

Good way to get your boat sunk.

I have enough trouble with razor wire in the water around base.

 

I think I prefer the ones with a
smaller tail. Never was a big tail man.