Motivational Poster Thread (warning content)

This reminded me of the kid at work who managed to whack himself in the face with the
bead lifter bar on the tire machine today. I've been using these machines for almost fifty years
and have never done that. I took one look at his face and asked "How many times did it
hit you?" It apparently clobbered him in the cheek and eye socket first and then caught
his nose just for spite.

I'm betting that tomorrow's colors are blue, purple and black with a little yellow around the
edges. Maybe he should leave the old tire machines for the old guys.

 

Probably hurt worse than "Thutty Thutty Scope Eye"!

 

Really?

Slackers.

 

Just keep that CLP to yourself. I can almost TASTE it, just typing the three letters.

 

I recall reading an anecdote about a guy at the grocery store, standing in line at the checkout counter. The lady behind him asked him quietly what he was carrying. He replied "What?". Her response was "I know Hoppe's #9 when I smell it." Moral of the story was, don't clean your gun and immediately go out concealed carrying it around the public till the volatiles evaporate off.