Motivational Poster Thread (warning content)

Half the tourists are like this, the other half are struggling
in a rip current. I'm at the age where all I can do is try to
get the life guards attention, point out the bobbing heads
and hope for the best. Forty-Five years ago I was almost
drowned by a girl that was trapped in a rip current. Twenty
years ago I almost lost my son when he went to rescue a
girl exactly the same way. That makes four souls who have
learned their lesson. Remain calm and swim parallel to the
shore if you're in a rip current and don't let anyone who is in
one get hold of you.

 

Like hot dogs and bologna my grandfather used to say they were made from a paste of lips and assholes.

 

Now make one where you can make salad, tea, or smoke the leaves.