Motivational Poster Thread (warning content)

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by Quigley_Sharps, Apr 22, 2008.

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  1. hot diggity

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    Blister: Shows up after all the work is done.
     
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    Blister shows up when the work is done
    Deck chair folds under pressure
    Foreskin disappears when things get hard.
     
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    Lots of good tunes on that list ,,,
     
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    Car accident:

    While driving, I swerved to avoid a dog, lost control, and drove into a ditch.

    As I crawled out, all dirty and scratched, a beautiful woman stopped her car and asked, “Are you okay?”

    “I think so,” I said, trying to stand up.

    “Come on,” she said. “My house is nearby. I’m a nurse — I’ll clean you up and check if you’re hurt.”

    I said, “That’s really nice, but my wife won’t be happy if I go with you.”

    She smiled and said, “Relax. We’ll just make sure you’re okay.”

    She was super nice (and honestly, very pretty), so I went. She cleaned my cuts, gave me some juice — best juice I’ve ever had.

    But I kept saying, “My wife’s gonna be so mad…”

    She laughed, “Don’t worry, she’s at home, right?”

    “Uh… no. I think she’s still in the ditch.”

    -Jim
     
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