Motivational Poster Thread (warning content)

Blister: Shows up after all the work is done.

 

Blister shows up when the work is done
Deck chair folds under pressure
Foreskin disappears when things get hard.

 

Lots of good tunes on that list ,,,

 

Car accident:

While driving, I swerved to avoid a dog, lost control, and drove into a ditch.

As I crawled out, all dirty and scratched, a beautiful woman stopped her car and asked, “Are you okay?”

“I think so,” I said, trying to stand up.

“Come on,” she said. “My house is nearby. I’m a nurse — I’ll clean you up and check if you’re hurt.”

I said, “That’s really nice, but my wife won’t be happy if I go with you.”

She smiled and said, “Relax. We’ll just make sure you’re okay.”

She was super nice (and honestly, very pretty), so I went. She cleaned my cuts, gave me some juice — best juice I’ve ever had.

But I kept saying, “My wife’s gonna be so mad…”

She laughed, “Don’t worry, she’s at home, right?”

“Uh… no. I think she’s still in the ditch.”

-Jim