Motivational Poster Thread (warning content)

I was going there , but 2 feet in my mouth today is enough !!
Sloth

 

A 4'11"/100 lb. girlfriend dented the hood of my 1978 Firebird with her cute little butt...while we were having sex. I was able to knock the dent out, but I learned a lesson that night, to always use the trunk instead. The trunk is less likely to dent and the slope on a Firebird is perfect for a wide verity of sexual positions.  I still have the car, can't say the same for the girlfriend.

 

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