Motivational Poster Thread (warning content)

I heard one this evening that I have to use at work. With guys a third my age always asking if I have this, or do I know how that should go, I think I could slip in "Grab the matterdaddy!"

"What's a matter Daddy?" is almost an automatic response, before the wheels even start turning in their fuzzy brain.

DD says, when they ask, the ONLY proper response is "Nothing shuga. Whats matta wich yew?!"

 

I once actually pulled off the "Henweigh" joke on a Navy shipmate. What made it so good, he was a noted prankster and joker. But he was young.