Motivational Poster Thread (warning content)

I heard today that the funding,, all ,, or in part ,, was from Beto O'Rourk,,,

 

Reminds me of why I NEVER wanted to join the Navy,...that and Quinn's story from the movie "JAWS".

 

Navy came out with a dark blue utility uniform that made you harder to see in the water. There was a bunch of senior Navy folks that approved this pattern.

 

Haha.... I joined the US Navy for my second hitch (first was USAF) even after watching Jaws and other shark movies.

 

If I fell overboard, I'd want to be EASIER to see in the water! But then in the early 1980s, our dark blue Dungaree pants and light blue Chambray shirt probably weren't that much better!
But really.... blue camo on a SHIP!? What was the top brass smoking, to approve that idea!?

 

a fairy tale



Once upon a time there lived a King who had the most beautiful daughter.

But there was a problem. Everything the princess touched would melt.

No matter what:
Metal
Wood
Stone
Anything she touched would melt.

Because of this, men were afraid of her. Nobody would dare marry her.

The King despaired. What could he do to help his daughter?

He consulted his wizards and magicians. One wizard told the King,
‘If your daughter touches one thing that does not melt in her hands, she will be cured.’

The King was overjoyed and came up with a plan.

The next day, he held a competition. Any man that could bring his daughter an
object that would not melt would marry her and inherit the King’s wealth.

THREE YOUNG PRINCES TOOK UP THE CHALLENGE.

The first brought a sword of the finest steel.

But alas, when the Princess touched it, it melted.
The prince went away sadly
The second prince brought diamonds.
He thought diamonds are the hardest substance in the world and would not melt.
But alas, once the Princess touched them, they melted.

He too was sent away disappointed.

The third prince approached. He told the Princess,
‘Put your hand in my pocket and feel what is in there.’

The Princess did as she was told, though she turned red.

She felt some thing. She held it in her hand.
And it did not melt!!!

The King was over joyed. Everybody in the kingdom was over joyed.

And the Prince married the Princess and they both lived happily ever after.

Question: What was in the Prince’s pants

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2b804065M&M’s of course! They melt in your mouth, not in your hand.
What on earth were you thinking?
I DO WORRY ABOUT YOU AT TIMES!