Motivational Poster Thread (warning content)

I still laugh when I think of range control coming on the radio, with a serious deep professional voice, reminding us to maintain proper radio procedure at The Basic School. Poor guy probably had to stop laughing before he keyed the mic.

The previous radio exchange had gone something like this:

"Chow Chow 6, this is Romeo 7, how do you read?"

"Hey there, Romeo... I got your chow...Gotcha Lickin' Chickin."

That's what you get when you mix a bunch of grunts and air wingers in a Warrant Officer Basic Course.

 

My wife was standing in the kitchen, preparing our usual soft boiled eggs and toast for breakfast. She was wearing only the t-shirt that she normally slept in. As I walked in, almost awake, she turned to me and said softly, You’ve got to make love to me this very moment! My eyes lit up and I thought, I am either still dreaming or this is going to be my lucky day! Not wanting to lose the moment, I embraced her and then gave it my all, right there on the kitchen table. Afterwards she said, Thanks, and returned to the stove, Her T-shirt still around her neck. Happy, but a little puzzled, I asked, What was that all about? She explained,The egg timer’s broken.