Motivational Poster Thread (warning content)

I call FAKE! It's right there in that first line: "Democrats starting to THINK". Nope. Never happened.

 

Back in the late 70s,, a buddy of mine was an assistant manager in a Pizza Hut,, 3-4 of us went by his store about a 1/2 hour before closing one night . The manager right before he left ,, he tapped a new keg of beer ,,, and we hung out until they finished their nightly cleanup . After the workers left we sat around for a few minutes ,, then we started drinking a few cold drafts . We'll,, turns out ,,around 6am the sun started coming up outside ,, and we had been in there ,, building pizzas and chugging beer all night. So we straightened up and left.
So later that day around 5pm ,, when my buddy went to work ,, the manager asked him what happened to that keg of beer he tapped last night ,, he was honest and told him ,, the guy was cool anyway. But the manager said he got maybe 6 beers out of it at lunchtime,, before he had to tap another keg .
So we just went by there a few days later and paid the manager for the keg .
Good thing he didn't make us pay for all them freeky pizzas we made up .