Motivational Poster Thread (warning content)

She will have a bright future in marketing.

 

Back in the ‘Old West’, a young feller had dreams of being the best gunfighter ever.
He walks into a bar (then gets back up…) and spots an old man sitting at a table that used to be
the best in his day.

The young feller strolls on up to the table and asks the old man, “What would make me the best gunfighter around?”
The old man says, “Tie the bottom of your holster down lower on the leg.”
He does, and then promptly draws his gun and shoots the tie right off the piano player.

“Any more suggestions?” he asks
“Cut a notch in the top part of the holster so the hammer hits smoother.” came the reply
He does. Then draws his gun again and shoots the cufflinks off the piano player.

“Yeah, this is great!” he says. “Anything else?”
Old man says, “Get that can of axle grease over there and rub it all over the gun.”
He starts smearing it, but only on the barrel.

“No, no” the old man says. “Smear it all over the whole gun, handle and all.”
Young feller asks, “Will that make me a better gunfighter?”
“No” says the old man. “But when Wyatt Earp gets done playing that piano, he’s gonna shove that gun right up your ass, and it won’t hurt quite as much.”