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Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by Quigley_Sharps, Apr 22, 2008.


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  1. johnbb

    johnbb Monkey+++

    Friends one minute --stab you in the back the next-----never trust a rag head
     
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    johnbb Monkey+++

    Ringling brothers clown school. -----------------Congress and Senate
     
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  3. johnbb

    johnbb Monkey+++

    true American Heros
     
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  4. SB21

    SB21 Monkey+++

    I remember checking out them gals when them skirts got above the knees ,,, and grandma talking about trashy girls ,, and the world's going to shit ,,,
    I think grandma was right ,,,
     
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  5. SB21

    SB21 Monkey+++

    I was at Lowes one day,, walked at the contractors end,,, there was Joe blo stacking a bunch of sheets of Luan on the top of his SUV ,,, and tying it down with that nylon string the big box stores offer you to tie down your loads .
    I was gonna offer help ,, but got a fuk off look from the SUV driver.
    So I walk in ,, grab what I went in for ,, pay,, and go to my truck ,, drive out on the road ,, and the 1st light I get to ,, is those 2 Joe blo's picking up sheets of Luan off the street ,, and stacking it back on top of the car .
    I've wondered before ,, if he ever got any of it home ,, and how far he was going with it .
     
  6. Seawolf1090

    Seawolf1090 Retired Curmudgeonly IT Monkey Founding Member

    Or, I was thinking the obvious choice - dredge away that entire spit sticking up narrowing the chokepoint, open the straight up much wider. Too logical, I guess. o_O
     
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  7. Seawolf1090

    Seawolf1090 Retired Curmudgeonly IT Monkey Founding Member

    Ah, the Supreme Court is in session. :D
     
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  8. Seawolf1090

    Seawolf1090 Retired Curmudgeonly IT Monkey Founding Member

    Yep, another transplanted Florida DIYer. I've seen 'em stack more than that on their cars. :rolleyes:
     
  9. Seawolf1090

    Seawolf1090 Retired Curmudgeonly IT Monkey Founding Member

    She's another politician sorely needing a date with Madame Le Guillotine. :mad:
     
  10. Seawolf1090

    Seawolf1090 Retired Curmudgeonly IT Monkey Founding Member

    Repeated stupidity should earn a Darwin Award. o_O
     
  11. hot diggity

    hot diggity Monkey+++ Site Supporter+++

    The way the Japanese and Chinese have been adding land to islands and building them where they didn't exist, I think we can handle a little dredging. Take the dirt and build a new port somewhere, or an airport. Naha airport in Okinawa, Japan went from 191 to 91 in international airport ratings in a single year (1991) after they literally moved a mountain from central Okinawa (Motobu) and trucked it thirty miles south to Naha to build the second runway where there had only been water and coral reef.

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