Motivational Poster Thread (warning content)

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by Quigley_Sharps, Apr 22, 2008.


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  1. OldDude49

    OldDude49 Just n old guy

    A husband and wife were having dinner at a very fine restaurant when this absolutely stunning young woman comes over to their table, gives the husband a big kiss, says she’ll see him later and walks away. His wife glares at him and says, “Who the hell was that?” “Oh," replies the husband, “she’s my mistress.” “Well, that’s the last straw," says the wife. “I’ve had enough, I want a divorce.” “I can understand that" replies her husband, “but remember, if we get a divorce, it will mean no more shopping trips to Paris, no more wintering in Barbados, no more summers in Tuscany, no more Infinities and Lexuses in the garage and no more yacht club. But the decision is yours.” Just then, a mutual friend enters the restaurant with a gorgeous babe on his arm. "Who’s that woman with Jim? " asks the wife. “That’s his mistress,” says her husband. “ She said “Ours is prettier!”
     
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    image-23.
    No, no, no. No situational awareness, no secondary retention, no real gun belt to support the holster. The holster looks like it will press the magazine release any moment. Even money says there's no round in the chamber. What's he going to do when someone snatches the whole rig off his belt and runs away? Run after them? Not for long...
    How about if they just draw it from the holster, rack the slide and stick it in his face?
    He's made himself the target, of at a minimum, jokes about his holster selection, physique, and clothing choices.
     
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  8. SB21

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    I've seen folks carry them stuck in their back side ,, never could understand that carry method.
    I've actually seen a utube video of a stores security camera where a guy walks in to a store with his gun stuck in the back of his britches ,, a thug looking black guy walks by ,, sees the gun ,, and snatches it out of his britches ,, the follows the guy out the door and starts begging him to give his gun back.
    Don't know if he got his gun back or not. As far I'm concerned,,being that stupid,, he didn't need a gun anyway.
     
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  9. OldDude49

    OldDude49 Just n old guy

    few really give thought to what she did... lied to her family took money with that lie what she did with it was illegal back then... I could go on...
     
  10. Seawolf1090

    Seawolf1090 Retired Curmudgeonly IT Monkey Founding Member

    Once I was in Walmart shopping, and I see a guy, clean cut like maybe an offduty cop. Stuck under the back of his polo shirt was a holstered pistol, clearly showing. His shirt had ridden up in back. I quietly told him he was "presenting", and might want to fix it. He thanked me and tried to cover it up without being too obvious. Hope he rethought his methodology for next time. (y)
     
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  11. FTG-05

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    Don't care. He's carrying, which is still better than not.

    Belittle him all you want; he's a far, far better American than 99.99999999% of liberal 'tards.
     
  12. OldDude49

    OldDude49 Just n old guy

    catheter.
     
  13. OldDude49

    OldDude49 Just n old guy

    1000209608.
     
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  14. Zimmy

    Zimmy Wait, I'm not ready!

    It's a YeeHaw Liberator pistol. We should drop 20 million over Iran.
     
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  15. Zimmy

    Zimmy Wait, I'm not ready!

    An ancestor was SecNav during War of 1812. I'm not sure if that was relevant to Letters of Marque but I hope so.
     
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