Motivational Poster Thread (warning content)

Haha! I hope they never catch him. He's doing great work.

 

Well, the first 200 years were okay, but that's just my opinion.

 

That wasn't the only reason that the Five Civilized Tribes fought for the Confederacy. They had a long-standing beef with the U.S. Government for a variety of reasons, and the Confederacy offered them a better deal. History is complicated and people that try to oversimplify it are idiots.
Wait until you find out that the Confederate ranks included Hispanics, Asians, Jews, Blacks and Women. Also, a lot of Yankees too.

 

And ,, it wasn't all about slavery.

 

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IIRC that is sorta what happened in Iran... the commies were part of it all at the start but Islam got rid of em???

 

´ I forgot to zip my pants today, so a lady politely told me, “Sir, your garage is open.”

I zipped them up and asked, “Did you see my Monster Truck parked inside?”

The lady smiled back and said, “No just one small Toyota with two flat tires…”

I´m still crying. ´

 

Man dies of heart attack while dumping body of girlfriend he strangled to death

headlines write themselves.

 

Pure sweet karma.

 

I'm guessing both were morbidly obese....

 

That'll teach ya .

Saw the news this morning where a gal went to Saudi Arabia ,, killed her boyfriend over there ,, got caught ,, went to court over there ,, convicted ,,, and the mom was asking them to give her 30 yrs or less ,, as over 30 is death by firing squad.
If I'm ever caught doing something stupid like that ,, I'd ask to just go ahead kill my ass,,, I'd just as soon be dead ,, than rot away in a cell for 30+ yrs .

 

Especially a stinking muzzie hellhole prison.