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Witch Doctor 01 Mojo Maker

In the matter of allies only two things are important. First, can he shoot? Second, will he aim at your enemy?

Ideas are more important then guns. If we wouldn’t let our opponents have guns, why would we let them have ideas? -Joseph Stalin

Witch Doctor 01, Oct 26, 2016

#12961

tbf8170, natshare, 3M-TA3 and 2 others like this.
Witch Doctor 01 Mojo Maker

In the matter of allies only two things are important. First, can he shoot? Second, will he aim at your enemy?

Ideas are more important then guns. If we wouldn’t let our opponents have guns, why would we let them have ideas? -Joseph Stalin

Witch Doctor 01, Oct 26, 2016

#12962

Gator 45/70, natshare, Yard Dart and 3 others like this.
3M-TA3 Cold Wet Monkey

Korg groking Grok

"An armed man is a citizen. A disarmed man is a subject." - Anonymous

3M-TA3, Oct 28, 2016

#12963

tbf8170, Gator 45/70, Witch Doctor 01 and 2 others like this.
BTPost Stumpy Old Fart,Deadman Walking, Snow Monkey Moderator

Watch and

Bruce in alaska (BTPost) An Atheist will never be able to say, "I TOLD YOU SO"!! ....

BTPost, Oct 28, 2016

#12964
DKR Raconteur of the first stripe

So much crud and bad newz running around this week - so...

(wait 'till that comes out, the mutt ain't going to be grinning then)

Last edited: Oct 28, 2016

I am DKR -- Click on my name to see my books
Those who live asleep will awake with horror...too late.

DKR, Oct 28, 2016

#12965

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DKR Raconteur of the first stripe

I've heard of cats and dogs living together....but this?

I am DKR -- Click on my name to see my books
Those who live asleep will awake with horror...too late.

DKR, Oct 28, 2016

#12966

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DKR Raconteur of the first stripe

Next time someone tells you......

I am DKR -- Click on my name to see my books
Those who live asleep will awake with horror...too late.

DKR, Oct 28, 2016

#12967

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DKR Raconteur of the first stripe

ya, well, with no seat belt I'd be nervous too

I am DKR -- Click on my name to see my books
Those who live asleep will awake with horror...too late.

DKR, Oct 28, 2016

#12968

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DKR Raconteur of the first stripe

then I have to warn them not to fall asleep on 'their' couch...little bastards almost got me last year after the Super Bowl.....

I am DKR -- Click on my name to see my books
Those who live asleep will awake with horror...too late.

DKR, Oct 28, 2016

#12969

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DKR Raconteur of the first stripe

doesn't do any good. The mutt only speaks Dog.

I am DKR -- Click on my name to see my books
Those who live asleep will awake with horror...too late.

DKR, Oct 28, 2016

#12970

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DKR Raconteur of the first stripe

Notice - the kiddo is looking at the TeeVee.

The dog is looking at you (camera person)

Wanna bet how it will turn out if you grab that kid?

I am DKR -- Click on my name to see my books
Those who live asleep will awake with horror...too late.

DKR, Oct 28, 2016

#12971

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DKR Raconteur of the first stripe

Finally, carry your pet responsibly....

Last edited: Oct 28, 2016

I am DKR -- Click on my name to see my books
Those who live asleep will awake with horror...too late.

DKR, Oct 28, 2016

#12972

tbf8170, Gator 45/70, hank2222 and 2 others like this.
Ganado Monkey+++

Sometimes there is Justice and
Sometimes that there is just US.

Ganado, Oct 28, 2016

#12973

hank2222, 3M-TA3, DKR and 1 other person like this.
Witch Doctor 01 Mojo Maker

In the matter of allies only two things are important. First, can he shoot? Second, will he aim at your enemy?

Ideas are more important then guns. If we wouldn’t let our opponents have guns, why would we let them have ideas? -Joseph Stalin

Witch Doctor 01, Oct 28, 2016

#12974

tbf8170, Gator 45/70, hank2222 and 5 others like this.
Witch Doctor 01 Mojo Maker

In the matter of allies only two things are important. First, can he shoot? Second, will he aim at your enemy?

Ideas are more important then guns. If we wouldn’t let our opponents have guns, why would we let them have ideas? -Joseph Stalin

Witch Doctor 01, Oct 28, 2016

#12975

Gator 45/70, Dont, hank2222 and 3 others like this.
Ganado Monkey+++

BASIC MAN MEME

Sometimes there is Justice and
Sometimes that there is just US.

Ganado, Oct 28, 2016

#12976

Gator 45/70, Motomom34, Wild Trapper and 1 other person like this.
Ganado Monkey+++

Sometimes there is Justice and
Sometimes that there is just US.

Ganado, Oct 28, 2016

#12977

tbf8170, Gator 45/70, Motomom34 and 4 others like this.
Witch Doctor 01 Mojo Maker

In the matter of allies only two things are important. First, can he shoot? Second, will he aim at your enemy?

Ideas are more important then guns. If we wouldn’t let our opponents have guns, why would we let them have ideas? -Joseph Stalin

Witch Doctor 01, Oct 28, 2016

#12978

Gator 45/70, Wild Trapper, 3M-TA3 and 2 others like this.
Witch Doctor 01 Mojo Maker

In the matter of allies only two things are important. First, can he shoot? Second, will he aim at your enemy?

Ideas are more important then guns. If we wouldn’t let our opponents have guns, why would we let them have ideas? -Joseph Stalin

Witch Doctor 01, Oct 28, 2016

#12979

tbf8170, Gator 45/70, Motomom34 and 4 others like this.
T. Riley Monkey+++

Think I'll pass...free or not.

No man is free unless he is allowed to defend his own life on a level at least equal to those who would take it.

T. Riley, Oct 28, 2016

#12980

Gator 45/70, techsar, Motomom34 and 2 others like this.

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