Motivational Poster Thread (warning content)

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by Quigley_Sharps, Apr 22, 2008.


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  1. Gator 45/70

    Gator 45/70 Monkey+++

    Gen.5

    gen 5.
     
  2. Cruisin Sloth

    Cruisin Sloth Special & Slow

    Wrist breaker
     
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  3. Gator 45/70

    Gator 45/70 Monkey+++

    Tee Quid or low brass.
     
  4. arleigh

    arleigh Goophy monkey

    How about over and under 4/10, or .45 colt ?
     
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  5. T. Riley

    T. Riley Monkey+++

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    You are more likely to be struck by lightning in your lifetime than to ever meet a true redhead with blue eyes. Both genes are recessive and only occur in combination in about 12.7 million of the earths 7.5 billion people. My grandson in one.
     
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  6. Yard Dart

    Yard Dart Vigilant Monkey Moderator

    :D

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  7. ghrit

    ghrit Bad company Administrator Founding Member

    My cousin is another, well, she's grey now, but --
     
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  8. Gator 45/70

    Gator 45/70 Monkey+++

    My wife almost made it, Her eyes are green.
     
  9. Cruisin Sloth

    Cruisin Sloth Special & Slow

    Pretty !!

    Way younger than I .
     
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  10. Tully Mars

    Tully Mars Metal weldin' monkey

    My exwife and one of her sisters are two more.
     
  11. Yard Dart

    Yard Dart Vigilant Monkey Moderator

    [ditto]
     
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  12. oldawg

    oldawg Monkey+++

    Same here. But they do almost look blue when the lightning shoots out.
     
  13. Ganado

    Ganado Monkey+++

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    I'm in a particularly tough contract atm. The owner hired me to improve their sales and the sales manager fights me all the way, i finally had to pull him aside and say to him.... if your methods were working why would you need me. He said 'we dont' the boss says we do', i say ofc, and how have sales been in the last 3 years? he grumbled a bit and then i asked, could you at least give my methods a try for 30 days, if they dont work then we do something else? I sort of have buy in ... idk why trying something new is so painful for some ppl
     
  14. 3M-TA3

    3M-TA3 Cold Wet Monkey

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  15. Motomom34

    Motomom34 Monkey+++

    There is so much truth in this ^^^^. Good luck but sounds like it will be hard to get that old dog to admit his ways may be the issue.
     
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  16. DKR

    DKR Raconteur of the first stripe

    The guy is fighting you because he thinks if sale go up - thanks to you - his ass is on the way out.

    I'd be surprised if he isn't actively sabotaging everything you do and making a point to draw attention to those 'failures' to the boss. Maybe the Boss needs to give this toad a 4 week vacation.....
     
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  17. oil pan 4

    oil pan 4 Monkey+++

    I was too poor to drive an hour each way to the nearest college.
     
  18. Tully Mars

    Tully Mars Metal weldin' monkey


    I had to look up the meaning:
    Mansplaining
    Stating accurate, verifiable facts. Especially when these facts are inconvenient to the feminist worldview, or contradict feminist talking points.
    It is often used by a feminists who makes an incorrect claim in support of their narrative, and someone responds with something refuting the feminist’s claim, which she (usually it’s a she) cannot counter.
    By claiming “mansplaining,” she tries to pretend to have invalidated her opponents claim, even though she has not addressed it at all.
    Feminists: Women only make 77% of what men make for exactly the same work! Oh the patriarchy.

    Factual Person: No, they don't. That statistic is just for overall median pay of full time workers, and does not account for overtime hours worked, location, experience, degree earned, or even the field someone is working in. Women make less on average because men and women make different career choices, because believe it or not, men and women are different.

    Feminist: Stop mansplaining to me! Facts and logic are just oppressive constructs to keep women down!
    #misandry #social justice warrior #pseudo-intellectualism #facts #logic
    by Mansplainer May 12, 2015

    Wow.
    We are so fucked...
     
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  19. Motomom34

    Motomom34 Monkey+++

    Something just doesn't seem right

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  20. BTPost

    BTPost Stumpy Old Fart,Deadman Walking, Snow Monkey Moderator

    The only thing missing is the Clown Face... Headline "Almost Nude Killer Clown seen in the Area....."
     
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