Mounted and Framed

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by Seacowboys, Mar 16, 2011.


  1. Seacowboys

    Seacowboys Senior Member Founding Member

    Charlie's wife, Lucy, had been after him for several weeks to paint
    the seat on their commode. Finally, he got around to doing it while
    Lucy was out. After finishing, he left to take care of another
    matter before she returned.

    She came in and undressed to take a shower Before getting in the
    shower, she sat on the commode. As she tried to stand up, she
    realized that the not-quite-dry epoxy paint had glued her to the
    commode seat.

    About that time, Charlie got home and realized her predicament.

    They both pushed and pulled without any success whatsoever. Finally,
    In desperation, Charlie undid the commode seat bolts. Lucy wrapped a
    sheet around herself and Charlie drove her to the Hospital Emergency
    Room.

    The ER Doctor got her into a position where he could study how to
    free her

    (Try to get a mental picture of this).

    Lucy tried to lighten the embarrassment of it all by saying, "Well,
    Doctor, I'll bet you've never seen anything like this before."

    The Doctor replied, "Actually, I've seen lots of them. I just never
    saw one MOUNTED and FRAMED before.
     
  2. kckndrgn

    kckndrgn Moderator Moderator Founding Member

    LMAO
     
  3. Tracy

    Tracy Insatiably Curious Moderator Founding Member

    [applaud][LMAO]
     
  4. E.L.

    E.L. Moderator of Lead Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    Mounted and framed......love it.
     
  5. Bug

    Bug Monkey+

    I am surprised that he hasn't tried that at home. My husband blew up the toilet under me when we first met.
     
  6. E.L.

    E.L. Moderator of Lead Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    Why does this NOT surprise me? :D
     
  7. Minuteman

    Minuteman Chaplain Moderator Founding Member

    Details please!!!
     
  8. Seacowboys

    Seacowboys Senior Member Founding Member

    I did NOT blow the toilet up! It was just one of those little string firecrackers that you can tie to doors and boo people. The flames were probably a secondary from methane or hair spray or something.:rolleyes:
     
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  9. ghrit

    ghrit Ambulatory anachronism Administrator Founding Member

    Gotta think there is a back (side) story on this --- :lol:
     
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