Moving to Detroit

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by Legion489, May 11, 2016.

  1. Legion489

    Legion489 Rev. 2:19 Banned

    Moving to Detroit

    Bob was sitting on the plane waiting to fly to Detroit, when a guy took the seat beside him. The guy was an emotional wreck, pale, hands shaking, moaning in fear.

    "What's the matter?" Bob asked.

    "I've been transferred to Detroit - I've heard the people are crazy there. They've got lots of shootings, gangs, race riots, drugs, poor public schools, and the highest crime rate in the nation."

    Bob replied, "I've lived in Detroit all my life. It's not as bad as the media says. Find a nice home, go to work, mind your own business, and enroll your kids in a nice private school. It's as safe a place as anywhere in the world."

    The guy relaxed and stopped shaking and said, "Oh, thank you. I've been worried to death. But if you live there and say it's OK, I'll take your word for it. What do you do for a living?

    "I'm a tail gunner on a Budweiser truck."
  2. VisuTrac

    VisuTrac Ваша мать носит военные ботинки Site Supporter+++

    Ah, it's not that bad here. It's like every other major metro area.
    Good and bad places scattered amongst one another.
    There will always be the other side of the tracks no matter what town you are in.
    It's just a matter of paying attention to your surroundings.
    Knee or waist high grass is a pretty good sign you've gone too far from the "Safe Zone" and pucker factor should be in full effect.

    Kevlar helps.
  3. marlas1too

    marlas1too Monkey+++

    or tail gunner for a fritos truck or for a walmart truck or a liqueur truck roflol I could do this all day
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  4. Gaowlpoop

    Gaowlpoop Monkey+

    Detroit and Chicago should be absolut paradise! Everything that the left sayes is good for you and the country has been implemented.


    Both places are in collapse. Wonder why that is?
  5. VisuTrac

    VisuTrac Ваша мать носит военные ботинки Site Supporter+++

    Well, Chicago is just copying the D. We've been in a death spiral for decades.
    I'll blame NAFTA or greed/graft or drugs or rise of the police state or just really bad choices, but mostly any politician/council member/mayor or employee of our shrinking city.
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