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Muslim tribute band

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by ghrit, Nov 7, 2015.


  1. ghrit

    ghrit Bad company Administrator Founding Member

    Went to see a Muslim tribute band last night at a Mosque

    They were called "Bomb Jovi". Brilliant songs like “Losing my head over you” “Rocket Launcher Man” “You’re 6, you’re beautiful, and you’re mine

    Their last song "Living on a Prayer Mat" almost brought the house down. Then this Muslim bloke started bragging about how he had the entire Koran on DVD. I was interested so I asked him, "Can you burn me a copy?"

    That was when the trouble started

    .

    Those people have no sense of humor!
     
  2. BTPost

    BTPost Old Fart Snow Monkey Moderator

    I have Diet Dr Pepper coming out my nose....... WAY to funny, for this early in the morning.....
     
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  3. Rocky Road Lerp

    Rocky Road Lerp Monkey+

  4. UncleMorgan

    UncleMorgan I eat vegetables. My friends are not vegetables.

    For that one, I poured myself a glass of milk just so I could squirt it out my nose!
     
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  5. TailorMadeHell

    TailorMadeHell Lurking Shadow Creature

    I don't care who ya are, that's funny right there.
     
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  6. Altoidfishfins

    Altoidfishfins Monkey+++

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