My fishing partner, the snake

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by ghrit, Apr 21, 2017.

  1. ghrit

    ghrit Bad company Administrator Founding Member

    I went fishing this morning but after a short time I ran out of worms. Then I saw a cottonmouth with a frog in his mouth. Frogs are good bass bait.

    Knowing the snake couldn't bite me with the frog in his mouth I grabbed him right behind the head, took the frog, and put it in my bait bucket.

    Now the dilemma was how to release the snake without getting bit. So, I grabbed my bottle of Jack Daniels and poured a little whiskey in its mouth. His eyes rolled back, he went limp. I released him into the lake without incident and carried on fishing using the frog.

    A little later, I felt a nudge on my foot. There was that same snake with two frogs in his mouth.

    Life is good in the South.
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  2. BTPost

    BTPost Stumpy Old Fart Snow Monkey Moderator

    And if you believe that, I gots me a Bridge in NY For Sale, real cheap.... butt it is a good Fishing Story...
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  3. SB21

    SB21 Monkey+++

    Hell, I'll come fetch the frogs for ya for a few shots of Jack myself.
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  4. azrancher

    azrancher Monkey +++

    I can croak for a shot of JD...
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  5. Ura-Ki

    Ura-Ki Grudge Monkey

    Where are we fishing tomorrow? I need to get my frog fetchin gear ready!!! A shot per frog is a pretty good deal in my book!!!
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