Day 1 of my Liberal Diary: Azaleas are blooming and it is going to drop below freezing, that damned Trump did it again! He fooled the plants into thinking it is Spring, must be that Global warming thing again. Still waiting on my free stuff, someone suggested that I buy my own pussy hat rather than accepting one of the limited supply of free ones because I am still Caucasian; need to work on that, maybe I'll check the university night school to see about Ebonics classes soon as I can quit my capitalist enslavement. Can anyone get me a copy of the list of entitlements that are available? I really need to get this ball rolling!