My life so far

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by Seacowboys, Jun 24, 2006.

  1. Seacowboys

    Seacowboys Senior Member Founding Member

    My life so far...

    Married 35 years, I took a look at my wife one day and said, "Honey, 35 years ago, we had
    a cheap apartment, a cheap car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10 inch black and white
    TV, but I got to sleep every night with a hot 25 Year old blond. Now, we have a nice house,
    nice car, big bed and plasma screen TV, but I'm sleeping with a 60 year old woman.

    It seems to me that You are not holding up your side of things."

    My wife is a very reasonable woman. So she told me to go out and find a hot 25 year old
    blond, and she would make sure that I would once again be living in a cheap apartment,
    driving a cheap car, sleeping on a sofa bed ....
  2. RightHand

    RightHand Been There, Done That RIP 4/15/21 Moderator Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

  3. ColtCarbine

    ColtCarbine Monkey+++ Founding Member

    Congrats on being married 35 yrs. hope you enjoy many more to come. :cool:
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