My Magic Green Hat The other day I needed to go to the emergency room. Not wanting to sit there for 4 hours, I put on my MAGIC GREEN HAT. When I went into the E.R. I noticed that 3/4 of the people got up and left. I guess they decided that they weren't that sick after all. Cut at least 3 hours off my waiting time. (** Also works at the DMV, laundromat, and Advanced Auto, but don't wear at a fast-food place...you'll never get your food). Here's the hat.
