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My magic green hat

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by CATO, Oct 9, 2011.

  1. CATO

    CATO Monkey+++

    My Magic Green Hat

    The other day I needed to go to the emergency room.
    Not wanting to sit there for 4 hours, I put on my MAGIC GREEN HAT.
    When I went into the E.R. I noticed that 3/4 of the people got up and left.

    I guess they decided that they weren't that sick after all. Cut at least 3 hours off my waiting time.

    (** Also works at the DMV, laundromat, and Advanced Auto, but don't wear at a fast-food place...you'll never get your food).

    Here's the hat.
  2. beast

    beast backwoodsman

    hey i need one of those
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