My mom passed this pretty funny one one on to me

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by goinpostal, Dec 16, 2012.

  1. goinpostal

    goinpostal Monkey+++

    This one is pretty funny $#!+.

    Can anyone possably confirm this??
    It's a pretty silly thought.

    I wonder if this could possibly be true.....probably not, but a really funny notion ... You will love this one, I haven't stop laughing yet.

    For those of you who have never traveled to the west, or southwest, cattle guards are horizontal steel rails placed at fence openings, in dug-out places in the roads adjacent to highways (sometimes across highways), to prevent cattle from crossing over that area.


    For some reason the cattle will not step on the "guards," probably because they fear getting their feet caught between the rails.
    A few months ago, President Obama received and was reading a report that there were over 100,000 cattle guards in Colorado . The Colorado ranchers had protested his proposed changes in grazing policies, so he ordered the Secretary of the Interior to fire half of the "cattle" guards immediately! Before the Secretary of the Interior could respond and presumably try to straighten President Obama out on the matter, Vice-President Joe Biden, intervened with a request that...before any "cattle" guards were fired, they be given six months of retraining.
    'Times are hard,' said Joe Biden, 'it's only fair to the cattle guards and their families be given six months of retraining!
    ' And these two guys are running our country, Passed on to you without further comment... I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING - - - - OH LORD HELP US!!!!
  2. BTPost

    BTPost Stumpy Old Fart,Deadman Walking, Snow Monkey Moderator

    Yea, Only in America..... The really funny thing about this story, is that many of these "Cattle Guards" are NOT even real Rails, but just Painted LINES on the asphalt Road Surface.
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  3. kellory

    kellory An unemployed Jester, is nobody's fool. Banned

    I have heard this story before, and while I despise Obummer, I have also found this story to be a fraud. Mores the pity. He has said some of the dumbest stuff, but this isn't actually one of them.
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  4. goinpostal

    goinpostal Monkey+++

    I doubted it was real,but thought with all the stuff they've blundered on it could have happened.
  5. Seacowboys

    Seacowboys Senior Member Founding Member

    doesn't matter if real or not, still funny and somewhat exemplary of the typical uninformed leaders we have.
  6. snowbyrd

    snowbyrd Latet anguis in herba

    have heard this one for years, every time a new idiot gets put into the royal house of stupidity
  7. Cruisin Sloth

    Cruisin Sloth Special & Slow

    OK so !! MY TURN !

    I was driving / cruising across USA in 2008 Every state on the mainland BUT California (entered Maine , out WA) .
    So after many driving experiences through-out all of Canada & USA , I slowed down at what BT posted , Thought it might be a wild ride @ speed (60mph / 100 klicks ) . Phooled Me !! , then I though about it. Kewl ..

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  8. Yard Dart

    Yard Dart Vigilant Monkey Moderator

    I think it pretty funny- indicative of what our current clowns would say- even if it never happened. [roflmao]
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