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My New Windows

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by Tracy, Nov 1, 2011.


  1. Tracy

    Tracy Insatiably Curious Moderator Founding Member

    Last year I replaced all the windows in my house with that expensive double-pane energy-efficient kind. Today I got a call from the contractor who installed them. He was complaining that the work had been completed a whole year ago and I still hadn't paid for them.

    You know, just because I'm
    blonde doesn't mean that I am automatically stupid. So I told him just what his fast-talking sales guy had told me last year; that in ONE YEAR these windows would pay for themselves!

    "Helllooooo? It's been a year!" I told him.

    There was only silence at the other end of the line, so
    I finally just hung up. He never called back. I bet he felt like an idiot!
     
    BTPost, Cephus, carly28043 and 2 others like this.
  2. Witch Doctor 01

    Witch Doctor 01 Mojo Maker

    LOL i love it...
     
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