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My wish

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by ghrit, Aug 11, 2011.

  1. ghrit

    ghrit Ambulatory anachronism Administrator Founding Member

    My Wish To Live Forever

    I met a fairy today who said that she would grant me one wish.

    "I want to live forever," I said.

    "Sorry," said the fairy, "I'm not allowed to grant wishes like that!

    "Fine," I said, "then I want to die after Congress gets their heads out of their asses!"

    "You crafty bastard," said the fairy.
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