Well, it looks like it's time to purchase some of those vanity contact lenses. I think I'll go with cat eyes in yellow. And maybe a new chin,nose and cheek implants. Police to begin iPhone iris scans amid privacy concerns | Reuters I can just see them prying a detainees eyes open like in 'A Clockwork Orange'
I'm thinking mirror lense contacts! But then again, I am partial to the cat eyes! Maybe something in a snake eye type or alligator?