Natural Selection at Work

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by tulianr, Aug 28, 2012.


  1. tulianr

    tulianr Don Quixote de la Monkey

    Man Killed While Posing as Bigfoot

    Cars strike Montanan hoping to be mistaken for Sasquatch
    Posted Aug 28, 2012 12:03 AM CDT | Updated Aug 28, 2012 5:00

    (Newser) – A Montana man dressed up as what he hoped would be taken for Bigfoot was struck by two cars and killed. Randy Lee Tenley, 44, was wearing a hard-to-see military-type "Ghille" camouflage suit and was standing along a highway near Kalispell as the light was fading when he was struck. He was hit a second time by another car as he lay in the highway.
    Friends told police Tenley hoped someone would mistake him for Bigfoot and report a sighting. Alcohol may have been involved in the plan, said investigators. "He was trying to make people think he was Sasquatch so people would call in a Sasquatch sighting," a state trooper told the Daily Inter Lake newspaper. "You can't make this up. I haven't seen or heard of anything like this before. Obviously, his suit made it difficult for people to see him."

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  2. BTPost

    BTPost Old Fart Snow Monkey Moderator

    That is just "Funny"..... "To Stupid, to Live"..... If your going to dress up like Bigfoot, you don't walk down the middle of the road.......
     
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  3. fedorthedog

    fedorthedog Monkey++

    around here dressing like Bigfoot will get you "Harvested" to prove they exsist
     
  4. ghrit

    ghrit Ambulatory anachronism Administrator Founding Member

    The gene pool WILL be cleansed.
     
  5. ditch witch

    ditch witch resident bacon hoarder Site Supporter+

    Reminds me of a CSI episode where they found a guy in a big furry animal suit shot dead in a bar ditch. Seems he and his wife were furries (you can google that yourself) and had just left a convention. He was drunk and they were fighting so she kicked him out and left him on the side of the road. A rancher went out to see the commotion and saw the guy puking on all fours in the bar ditch, thought he was a coyote, and shot him.
     
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  6. kckndrgn

    kckndrgn Moderator Moderator Founding Member

    I was thinking of that episode as well [ROFL]

    Stupid, just plain STUPID!!
     
  7. TwoCrows

    TwoCrows Monkey+

    A sure contender for this years Darwin Award [lolol]
     
  8. tulianr

    tulianr Don Quixote de la Monkey

    Okay, I did google it, and probably shouldn't have. I didn't know there was such a thing. Maybe a pandemic wouldn't be such a bad thing after all. A few good ones might get taken out as well, but the gene pool really needs cleansing, even a good scrubbing.

    And my neighbors in West Texas used to laugh at me for wearing shorts and tennis shoes occasionally. They'd love furries.
     
  9. RightHand

    RightHand Pioneer in a New World Moderator Founding Member

    These furries sound remarkably like Mortimer Adler Moose to me
     
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  10. VisuTrac

    VisuTrac Ваша мать носит военные ботинки Site Supporter+++

    Unfortunately, our sasquatch made it to 44 years old, he probably bred and died after he had produced offspring.
    Heaven help us if he wasn't removed from the gene pool soon enough.

    Obviously he'd been watching too many Jack Links commercials. Sometimes Sasquatch loses.
     
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  11. oldawg

    oldawg Monkey+++

    I do HOPE booze was involved. Doing that sober would make me wonder whether DE-evolution was rampant.
     
  12. cdnboy66

    cdnboy66 Monkey++

    Can you imagine the insurance report!!!???


    I think I just hit a samsquantch....
    no....I haven't been drinking.....but I think he was

    honestly....he jumped right out at me...
     
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  13. ditch witch

    ditch witch resident bacon hoarder Site Supporter+

    More like a few dozen cylinders of chlorine gas.
     
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  14. Seawolf1090

    Seawolf1090 Adventure Riding Monkey Founding Member

    A big comics convention is coming up in Hotlanta...... should be plenty of folks in weird get-ups. Maybe check the news that night, in case any get 'harvested' or'grilled'....... biglaff
     
  15. chelloveck

    chelloveck Diabolus Causidicus

    It appears that bigfoot became a flatfoot.....some fools just seem to sprint towards mortality....the downside of being a drunken bigfoot I guess.
     
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