Navy releases terrorist

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by Minuteman, Aug 3, 2005.

  1. Minuteman

    Minuteman Chaplain Moderator Founding Member

    The US Navy today announced that it has released a senior Al Quaeda terrorist after questioning him extensively for 27 days while being held prisoner aboard a US aircraft carrier in the Arabian Sea.

    In a humanitarian gesture, the terrorist was given $50 US and a white 1962 Ford Fairlane automobile upon being released from custody.

    The attached photo shows the terrorist on his way home after just being released by the Navy.
  2. melbo

    melbo Hunter Gatherer Administrator Founding Member

  3. E.L.

    E.L. Moderator of Lead Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    If only this was the exit from Club Gitmo.
  4. TLynn

    TLynn Monkey+++ Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

  5. Quigley_Sharps

    Quigley_Sharps The Badministrator Administrator Founding Member

    best use for one i have ever looked at! :D
  6. magnus392

    magnus392 Field Marshall Mags Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    "Thanks for staying at Club Fed...Hope you enjoyed your stay" :D [beer]
  7. TailorMadeHell

    TailorMadeHell Lurking Shadow Creature

    I guess on his way he can stop and get gas at Shell.
  8. ghrit

    ghrit Bad company Administrator Founding Member

    very good -- [ROFL]
  9. Conagher

    Conagher Dark Custom Rider Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    Or maybe he'll find some oil left over from the Exxon Valdez:lol:
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