Navy Seal

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by CRC, Oct 26, 2005.

  1. CRC

    CRC Survivor of Tidal Waves | RIP 7-24-2015 Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    A college professor, an avowed atheist and active in the ACLU, was
    teaching his class. He shocked several of his students when he flatly
    stated that once and for all he was going to prove there was no God.
    Addressing the ceiling he shouted: "GOD, if you are real, then I want
    you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes!!!!!"
    The lecture room fell silent. You could hear a pin drop.
    Ten minutes went by. " I'm waiting God, if you're real knock me off
    this platform!!!!"
    Again after 4 minutes, the professor taunted God saying, "Here I am,
    God! I'm still waiting!"
    His count down got down to the last couple of minutes when a SEAL,
    just released from the Navy after serving in Afghanistan and Iraq and
    newly registered in the class, walked up to the Professor. The SEAL hit
    him full force in the face, and sent the Professor tumbling from his
    lofty platform. The Professor was out cold! The students were stunned
    and shocked. They began to babble in confusion.
    The SEAL nonchalantly took his seat in the front row and sat silent.
    The class looked at him and fell silent.....waiting.
    Eventually, the professor came to and was noticeably shaken.
    He looked at the SEAL in the front row. When the professor regained
    his senses and could speak he asked: "What the hell is the matter
    with you? Why did you do that?
    "God was really busy, protecting America's soldiers, who are protecting
    your right to say stupid shit and act like an ass! So he sent me!"

    I don't think it was a joke..but wasn't sure where to put it.. :rolleyes:

    there's that blonde coming out again... :oops:
  2. Valkman

    Valkman Knifemaker Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    Last time I heard that it was a Marine - still works though! [beer]

    These guys want to meet Allah, our soldiers are there to arrange the meeting. b::
  3. Quigley_Sharps

    Quigley_Sharps The Badministrator Administrator Founding Member

    For free!!!!!
  4. TailorMadeHell

    TailorMadeHell Lurking Shadow Creature

    I have heard Marine, Soldier, SEAL, Ranger and more. It was actually my 85yo patriotic grandmother.
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