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Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by Cruisin Sloth, Sep 14, 2013.

  1. Cruisin Sloth

    Cruisin Sloth Special & Slow

    A good looking man walked into an agent's office in Hollywood
    and said, I want to be a movie star."
    Tall, handsome, and with experience on Broadway, he had the
    right credentials. The agent asked, "What's your name?"

    The guy said, "My name is Penis van Lesbian."

    The agent said, "Sir, I hate to tell you, but in order to get
    into Hollywood, you are going to have to change your name."

    "I will NOT change my name! The van Lesbian name is centuries
    old, I will not disrespect my grandfather by changing my name. Not ever."

    The agent said, "Sir, I have worked in Hollywood for years...you will NEVER
    go far in Hollywood with a name like Penis van Lesbian! I'm telling you, you
    will HAVE TO change your name or I will not be able to
    represent you."

    "So be it! I guess we will not do business together," the guy said and he
    left the agent's office.

    FIVE YEARS LATER......The agent opens an envelope sent to his office. Inside
    the envelope is a letter and a check for $50,000. The agent
    is awe-struck, who would possibly send him $50,000? He reads the letter

    Dear Sir,

    Five years ago, I came into your office wanting to become an
    actor in Hollywood ; you told me I needed to change my name.
    Determined to make it with my God-given birth name, I refused.

    You told me I would never make it in Hollywood with a name
    like Penis van Lesbian. After I left your office, I thought about what you
    said. I decided you were right. I had to change my name. I had too much
    pride to return to your office, so I signed with another agent. I would never
    have made it without changing my name, so the enclosed check is a token of
    my appreciation.

    Thank you for your advice.


    Dick van Dyke
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