Need advice on new AR-15

Discussion in 'Firearms' started by ColtCarbine, Feb 9, 2012.


  1. ColtCarbine

    ColtCarbine Monkey+++ Founding Member

    I'm not sure if I should remove the attachments or leave it be. This definitely has potential to be a close quarter battle rifle.
    unicorn-ar15-chainsaw-1.
     
  2. Redneck Rebel

    Redneck Rebel Monkey++

    Definitely need to add an attachment point for mounting it to the tactical wheelbarrow and maybe duct tape a couple trauma plates to deflect incoming fire and gore from the saw.
     
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  3. BTPost

    BTPost Old Fart Snow Monkey Moderator

    I think the question should be: "Can you lift this thing for more than 30 minutes at a time?????" Just Ask'en......
     
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  4. bfayer

    bfayer Keeper Of The Faith

    Battery powered chainsaws have no place on a real weapon. Replace it with a gas one, add an mp3 player, and I say you are GTG :)

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  5. Witch Doctor 01

    Witch Doctor 01 Mojo Maker

    Also need to add a p-51 can opener... you never know when you will need one..
     
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  6. Sapper John

    Sapper John Analog Monkey in a Digital World

    Gotta have a rail mounted hairdryer and gel dispenser IMHO!
     
  7. wrc223

    wrc223 Monkey+

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  8. GrandpaDave

    GrandpaDave Monkey++

    I'd pass...
    it needs an Ipod adaptor and killer speakers so you can play an mp3 of "Flight of the Valkyries" when you pop out of your spider hole... or beauty parlor chair...
     
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  9. TheEconomist

    TheEconomist Creighton Bluejay Site Supporter+

    could you add one of those flip out combs...like a switch blade??? Every time you shoot it it should talk like Richard Simmons.
     
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  10. carly28043

    carly28043 Monkey+

    I would suggest a built in martini shaker
     
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  11. VisuTrac

    VisuTrac Ваша мать носит военные ботинки Site Supporter+++

    OMG that thing should be outlawed! Did you notice someone removed the Anti-Kickback nose protector. Someone could get maimed with this thing!
     
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  12. fedorthedog

    fedorthedog Monkey++

    Just the mixer it will shake as you fire[gun]
     
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  13. ssonb

    ssonb Confederate American

    Thats the new California compliant AR!! Now I know what one looks like. Does it really have the large cap 3rnd mag with the micro stamp nerf bullet ID.
     
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  14. VisuTrac

    VisuTrac Ваша мать носит военные ботинки Site Supporter+++


    I think the 2 stroke chainsaw voids the compliancy issue in California.
     
  15. ghrit

    ghrit Ambulatory anachronism Administrator Founding Member

    Nuts, it's electric off a rechargeable. Complies.
     
  16. VisuTrac

    VisuTrac Ваша мать носит военные ботинки Site Supporter+++

    Yeah, well what about the anti kick back guard. Kommifornina OSHA would have a field day with the Manufacture/Seller over it.
     
  17. Witch Doctor 01

    Witch Doctor 01 Mojo Maker

    an even bigger issue is that it fails to have all of the appropiate warning stickers on the weapon and required chains and locks for the required safety regulations...
     
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  18. ColtCarbine

    ColtCarbine Monkey+++ Founding Member

    Are you questioning my manhood ?

    Everybody else had great suggestions but noooo not Bruce. I think you're just jealous. [batteye]
     
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  19. ssonb

    ssonb Confederate American

    Questioning your manhood???.....I believe the AR answers all those queary's:D
     
  20. ghrit

    ghrit Ambulatory anachronism Administrator Founding Member

    Colt can bypass some of kommie's rules, but the missing kickback clutch is another story ---

    I do see a design fault, tho'. You have to invert it to use the chainsaw. You can't just shoot a starter hole in the door and stick the chain in without shifting grip. Might be able to rig up an accessory switch on the pistol grip? (See? It does NOT have everything, that's why there is an aftermarket.)
     
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