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Never ask a Gunny...

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by CRC, Dec 26, 2005.

  1. CRC

    CRC Survivor of Tidal Waves | RIP 7-24-2015 Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    A Marine Corps Gunnery Sergeant got on a flight to Minneapolis. The only seat available was next to a Navy Chaplain.

    He sat and the stewardess asked for his drink order. He got a whiskey with a beer chaser, which the stewardess put on his tray.

    She then asked the Chaplain if he'd like a drink.

    The Chaplain responded, "I'd sooner be seduced by a wanton hussy, than let liquor touch my lips."

    The Gunny, looking surprised, handed his drinks back to the stewardess and said, "Here, take these back, I didn't know we had a choice!"
  2. ghostrider

    ghostrider Resident Poltergeist Founding Member

    b:: Where do I get on that plane?
    Don't really want to go to Minneapolis, but somebody's gotta do it. [melbo]
  3. Conagher

    Conagher Dark Custom Rider Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    :lol: :p :D
  4. Quigley_Sharps

    Quigley_Sharps The Badministrator Administrator Founding Member

    :shock: :sneaky:
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