never doubt a chief

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by Tango3, Apr 8, 2008.

  1. Tango3

    Tango3 Aimless wanderer

    The Navy found they had too many officers and decided to offer an early
    retirement bonus. They promised any officer who volunteered for retirement a
    bonus of $1,000 for every inch measured in a straight line between any two
    points in his body.
    The officer got to choose what those two points would be. The first officer
    who accepted asked that he be measured from the top of his head to the tip
    of his toes. He was measured at six feet and walked out with a bonus of
    The second officer who accepted was a little smarter and asked to be
    measured from the tip of his outstretched hands to his toes. He walked out
    with $96,000.
    The third one was a non-commissioned officer, a grizzly old Chief who, when
    asked where he would like to be measured replied, "From the tip of my weenie
    to my testicles." It was suggested by the pension man that he might want to
    reconsider; explaining about the nice big checks the previous two officers
    had received. But the old Chief insisted and they decided to go along with
    him providing the measurement was taken by a medical officer. The medical
    officer arrived and instructed the Chief to "drop 'em," which he did. The
    medical officer placed the tape measure on the tip of the Chief's weenie and
    began to work back. "Dear Lord!" he suddenly exclaimed, "Where are your
    testicles?" The old Chief calmly replied, " Vietnam .
  2. thepatriot1976

    thepatriot1976 Resigned Membership

  3. Tracy

    Tracy Insatiably Curious Moderator Founding Member

  4. Ivan

    Ivan Monkey++

    nope, not worth it.
  5. CBMS

    CBMS Looking for a safe place

    Well.. If they're already gone... Id do it.
  6. ColtCarbine

    ColtCarbine Monkey+++ Founding Member

  7. MbRodge

    MbRodge Monkey+++

    well that explains some of the Chiefs I work with that seem to have no ba**s!
  8. ColtCarbine

    ColtCarbine Monkey+++ Founding Member

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