New Boots...

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by CRC, Nov 24, 2005.


  1. CRC

    CRC Survivor of Tidal Waves | RIP 7-24-2015 Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    An elderly couple is vacationing in the West. Sam always wanted a pair of
    authentic cowboy boots. Seeing some on sale one day, he buys them, wears them home, walking proudly.

    He walks into their room and says to his wife, "Notice anything different, Bessie?"

    Bessie looks him over, "Nope."

    Sam says excitedly, "Come on, Bessie, take a good look. Notice anything
    different about me?"

    Bessie looks again, "Nope."

    Frustrated, Sam storms off into the bathroom, undresses, and walks back into the room completely naked except for his boots. Again, he asks, a little louder this time, "Notice anything DIFFERENT?"

    Bessie looks up and says, "Sam, what's different? It's hanging down today, it was hanging down yesterday, it'll be hanging down again tomorrow."

    Furious, Sam yells, "AND DO YOU KNOW WHY IT IS HANGING DOWN, BESSIE? IT'S HANGING DOWN BECAUSE IT'S LOOKING AT MY NEW BOOTS!!!"

    To which Bessie shakes her head and replies, "Shoulda bought a hat, Sam, you shoulda bought a hat."







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  2. Conagher

    Conagher Dark Custom Rider Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    :shock: :lol:
     
  3. Quigley_Sharps

    Quigley_Sharps The Badministrator Administrator Founding Member

    :shock:
     
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