A friend of mine showed me his neighbor's ranch, where they raise very large and genetically superior white-tailed deer. This is a commercial endeavor and apparently has been quite successful for a number of years. I asked if I could buy venison there but was told that they didn't process meat, all they sell is deer semen. I laughed...what a conversation around the dinner table that must make..."What'd you do today, honey"? ...Well, I masturbated a ten point...we got the sexiest new Doe magazine in today....Where the hell do they go to plan a career like this? Are there special schools or vocational training? Wonder how the costs and books compare with, well say, an engineer? Ghrit? Anyway, apparently they take their "product" a bit more seriously that I and were more than willing to expand on the subject so I now know more about jacking-off white-tails than I had ever envisioned in my most perverse fantasy. Didn't know, for example, that there are actually companies that make special "collection boots", a device that actually captures the ejaculate from the "Stimulated" buck. It apparently doesn't involve much eroticism for the deer or the collector...they drive them into a modified cattle chute and catch their head in a cross-beam, then insert an electric thing that looks like it was designed by a Leather-clad greasy haired guy with a Brooklyn accent and tattoos, into the poor Deer's rectum and "Stimulate" the prostate to cause ejaculation into this wiener-boot for collection, where-upon it is sampled under a micro-scope to insure an adequate number of little swimmers, mixed with some scientific goop that provides some nutrition or antibiotics or something, packaged in vials and frozen in liquid nitrogen for transport to hundreds of lonely does all over the world. And I am equally sure that somewhere, on some fine engineers CV is a patent on what otherwise might have been mistaken for toys that sell on the back-shelf at the local porn shoppe.